Summary: It's that time of month again for our lovely bishies. What will they do this time to escape from them? Who are they hiding from?

Disclaimer: Flippy doesn't own D.N. Angel :(


It's a day before that time of month again and our favorite angels and tamers are sitting around a table.

"What are we going to do this time?" asks the redheaded artist licking his spoon.

"Well we have tried hiding, disguises, and a whole lot of other things but they always seem to know what were doing," answered the blue haired commander.

"How about we leave town like right now and then they won't be able to catch us?" says the purple haired thief eating his bowl of ice cream.

"For once my other half has a reasonably smart idea," smirks the blonde haired angel before sipping his coffee.

"Yeah let's do that," yells the excited redhead running out the door" Anything to get away from them."

The rest soon follow the redhead outside to the car.

"I'm driving Krad."

"No you stupid thief. This is my car I'm driving."

"Hurry up you too," yells the bluenette from the driver's seat.

"Aww... why does creepy boy get to drive us to wherever we're going?"

"Satoshi's not creepy Dark, and because you were busy arguing with Krad,"replies the redhead from the front seat.

"So where are we going?"

"Anywhere, just away from here and the horror that they bring to us."


Meanwhile in the Niwa basement...

"Shush girls! We can't hear what they're saying."

"Mrs. Emiko, I brought the refreshments."

"Thank you Towa. You can stay if you want for the meeting."

Chairs are being moved around as various girls sit in their chairs.

"The meeting has now started. As you all know tomorrow is that day again and our targets have decided to leave town. Do any of you have any ideas on how to catch them?" says Emiko.

"Well me and Riku could track them down and stay where they are staying and then contact the rest of the group while they are sleeping" says a brunette with long hair.

"Yeah Risa's right as far as they know we aren't in this group so we could work undercover" states a girl with short brown hair.

Murmurs of agreement are heard throughout the group of girls.

"Then its settled Risa and Riku will carry out this mission," says Emiko handing the twins two tracking devices.

"We will not let you down or the A.S.Y.F.G," yell both girls before leaving.


In the car...

"Pedophile"

"Bastard"

"Idiot"

"Narcissist"

"Kleptomaniac"

"Homicidal"

"WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!"

Everyone turns to look at Daisuke a bit surprised.

"Sorry Dai-Chan but we're bored."

"Well be there shortly," states Satoshi.

Dark looks out the window and sees a man being chased around by a giant carrot. The carrot catches the man and begins to eat him. Dark shudders and turns around to face Krad as he pulls out his sketchbook and begins drawing.

"Krad, what are you drawing?"

"Satoshi-sama, Mousy."

Satoshi shudders at the idea of Krad drawing him. Krad's drawings of him usually end up scarring him for a few months.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

About two minutes later...

"Are we there now?"

"No."

One second later...

"Are we there yet?"

"NO!"

"Oh we're here now Dark."

"YAY!Wait where are we?"

"The Secret Spa funded by the A.S.Y.F.G stupid thief didn't you read the sign"Satoshi repeatedly hits his head on the steering wheel at Dark's stupidity.

"Stop that Satoshi-Sama! There's no help for Dark. My other half is very stupid and doesn't deserve your attention,"Krad grabs Satoshi before he hits himself again.

"Dark, give me your hand we don't want you to get lost like at the amusement park", Daisuke grabs Dark's hand and walks into the hotel.

Satoshi and Krad follow closely behind them making sure Dark doesn't try to run away.


Meanwhile with Risa and Riku...

"Oh there staying at our secret spa."

"Hey Risa I'll trade you this picture for that picture."

"This one ...you can have it I have three of them."

"Thanks Risa. My collection of the limited edition of SD is almost complete."

"Me too but with the DK collection."

"I hope we get more pictures soon."

"Yea me too Riku"

"Young misses we are here."

The twins get out of their car and say goodbye to their butler before walking into the spa.


End of chapter one

Flippy: Does anyone know who or what they're running from?

Dark: Is it Wiz?

(Everyone face palms)

Krad: No! (Sigh) time for your meds...

Flippy: TTFN =^.^=