The Simpson Interviews Part One
Lisa: For school I have to interview people around town. Here are their stories.
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Lisa: Sorry. Start it up.
Tape starts
Lisa: So Barney what do you do?
Barney
I'm a
drunk.
Lisa: I mean what is your job?
Barney: I drink beer.
Lisa: As a job?
Barney: I have a hangover.
Lisa: More on him soon.
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Lisa: So Apu are you Indian?
Apu: I'm not a damn native american. You stupid little girl. Don't try to rob me. I have eyes in the back of my head.
Apu turns around to show eyes in the back of his head
Lisa: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the Censored are you?
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Bart appears doing the moon walk
Bart: Who the Censored are you?
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Bart: Stop Censored censoring what I'm saying!
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Homer: Yummy bacon. I can't believe it's not pig brand. My favorite.
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Lisa: I'll be back soon with more. Stay tuned.
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The Simpson Interviews Part Two
Lisa: I'm back. Here is some more.
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Lisa: Mom, do you like being married?
Marge: To your father? No. I want to run away and marry Mel Gibson.
Lisa: But both of you are married!
Marge: Oh...right...next question. You can...edit that right?
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Homer: Is there supposed to be smoke in the house?
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Lisa: Do you have illegal aliens in the back room?
Moe: Of course not little girl.
Moe runs to the back
Moe: Quick run!
Mexican: Back over the border.
The mexicans run out
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Bart: Drama is an art, not a load of Censored crap!
Lisa: Bart!
Bart: Actually drama is crap.
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Lisa: Barney are you ready?
Barney burps and falls asleep
Lisa: Guess not.
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Homer: I like big boobs and I can't deny...
Marge: Homer!
Homer: I smell smoke. Bacon!
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Bart: Milhouse is Fallout Boy.
Milhouse: I'll do an interview for a kiss.
Bart: You suck.
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Lisa: We'll be back.
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