A/N: I do not own Maximum Ride, because if I did, I swear to you I would not be writing fanfiction, when I could be making hundreds of thousands of dollars writing real books. 'Nuff said. Please don't blow this off or flame, because the first chapter is slow. I'm putting another one up after it.
Chapter 1 – That Damn Kidnapper
Quiet as the night he moved. But who was he? And what could he be there for? He was Energizer Bunny(a.k.a Mookey, Big Q, Bubba, Philippines and that guy with too many damn nicknames), and he was stalking the house that the Flock lived in. But who was he there for? Max? Doesn't wanna get his ass kicked. Fang? Saint won't let him out of her sight? Nudge? Doesn't want his ear to fall off. Gazzy? Gas. 'Nuff said. Angel? *ROTFLMFAO* Yea…as if… But then there was Iggy, and he had always thought that Iggy was pretty epic (however cliché epic may be). So he was going to kidnap him. Wrong? Yes. Did he care? NO.
So after finally summoning up the courage he moved into the house, taking care with each step, as not to wake the Flock. He crept into Iggy's room which was unsurprisingly painted white, with posters of Nicki Minaj and Panic! At The Disco. "Erm…" Iggy groaned, turning over. EB pondered his decision for a second. Was this really the right thing to do? Probably not, but he did it anyway. He shoved Iggy's sleeping body into a crate, and dashed off into the night to meet Moko the flying narwhal. "Go Moko, go! Before he wakes up!" he screeched. And they left.
"Wha…?" Iggy was waking up. EB tried to hide himself, but he wasn't quiet enough. "What the? Am I in a cage? And are we on the ground?" Iggy questioned. Energizer just laughed. 'That damn kidnapper…' Iggy thought. 'Just wait until we get to whatever his destination is. I'm going to kick his ass and LEAVE…' then he paused for a second 'Unless the destination is Playboy Mansion…then I'll kick his ass, spend the night (wink, wink) and then leave…'
