Yup, I'm posting a new story! And I know this is entirely going against everything I've said in my most recent postings xD But I really wanted to work on this story, and I need to grab my motivation while I have it :D

So, yes, this story will be very dark, at least during the first few chapters. Honestly, I think there's a high chance of it lightening up after that xD So bear with me through the first couple chapters, and things should get more confortable and exciting xD

Anyway, I've basically given up on disclaimers, but I might as well post one at the beginning of this story xD I DO NOT OWN PHINEAS AND FERB. ANY CHARACTER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE IS PROBABLY MINE

Perry Flynn-Fletcher had never liked the idea of fornication. The special act of a married couple had, over time, been turned into a casual, "do it with whoever you want" thing.

Now, maybe it was okay if you were ABSOLUTELY 100% POSITIVE that the person you were doing it with was the person you would spend the rest of your life with, but... That was hard to tell. Even fiancés break up because things just aren't working out.

It was definitely everyone's choice, but, the way Perry saw it... How would it feel if you were cuddling with your new spouse and suddenly had to explain that you weren't a virgin because you had done the same thing with an ex?

Perry just didn't approve of it.

So what on the freaking planet went through his mind that one day?

(...)

A fair had come to Danville, and hundreds of people along with it. Perry had decided to visit the fair one day and see everything that was going on.

Why did he have to choose that specific day, at that specific time of late evening?

After about an hour, through the crowd, Perry saw a young woman slowly walk up to him; she was beautiful. She had shining, dark blue eyes, along with her wavy, golden blonde hair, and she seemed to almost glow.

Her outfit was just as beautiful. She had on a- somewhat immodest- tank top, and its shade of deep blue reflected her eyes perfectly. Similarly, she had on a yellow miniskirt that matched her blonde hair. Although Perry hated the term, she genuinely looked...sexy.

She was the one to approach Perry. "Hey."

"U-Uh..." Perry's brain immediately went blank. "H-Hi...?"

She chuckled. "I'm Lurline. What about you?"

"I'm, uh... Perry..." Why couldn't he take his eyes off her? "A-Are you...here for the fair...?"

Lurline just grinned flirtatiously. "Well, I was, but..." She crept closer to him. "Now I could...be here for you..."

"W-What?" Perry's eyes widened.

Lurline smirked. "You're cute. Am I?"

"U-Um..." His cheeks grew red as he realized what she was implying. "Y-Yes, actually..."

She chuckled. "Well..." She inched closer and began walking her fingers up his torso. "Maybe we should get to know each other more?"

"I-I... I would l-like that..."

"Great." She leaned forward so her mouth was right next to his cheek. "I'd love it if we could get closer."

"H-H-How close do you m-mean...?"

Perry felt her softly peck his cheek as she backed away. "I mean... I don't have anything planned tonight..." She smiled seductively. "And I have the money to get a hotel room..."

"I-I-I see..." Perry then felt his heart freeze inside his chest.

She simply chuckled again. "So what do you say?"

"U-U-Uh..."