disclaimer: I do not own zelda or any of the characters.

meeeee!!!: Imagine if the "hero" did not appear, but someone was mistaken for the hero.

OUR STORY BEGINS...

the horrible mistake

Deku Tree: Man, I feel horrible! Mabye I can trick someone in going in me and finding out what horrid thing I ate...

Navi: yeeeeeeeeeeeees?? like the dude on the simpsons(I don't own that either) :(

Deku Tree: you know what, DON'T EVEN TRY IT TODAY!!!

Navi: sheesh, what's eating you?

DT: that's what I need you to find out by tricking someone again, and don't even lie about the last one because I know what you did!!

points to corpse with arrow

Navi: He started it and it wasn't my fault he took it out on the moblin!

DT: he he yeah a moblin...

Navi: I thought I was nuts...

DT: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!! smacks navi with his branches

Navi: okay okay i'm going.

Navi: freak.

DT: what was that?!?

Navi: NOOOOOO! NOT THE BRANCHES!!! screen blanks out

and now to "link's " house Mua ha ha ha ha ha hah!!

after crashing into 40 houses while drinking jack daniel's to ease the pain from earlier...

Navi: hey! Is anyone here??

Link: I am.

Navi: the uhh oh yeah, Great Deku Tree has hic summoned you.

Link: well well well! He's finally given in to my idea that we shouldn't wear these hideous garments.

Navi: heeeeck no! he wants you to go on a little Quest for him. heh heh heh...

Link: why did you just laugh like that?

Navi: NEVER EVER ASK THAT QUESTION!!!!

Link: O.O

Navi: I'm paired up with a doofus!

me: it takes one to know, psycho path...

Navi: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!!! THE AUTHOR HAS BROKEN FREEEE!!!!!!

flys away at light speed but slams into the door

Navi: he he he, pretty stars.

link roll his eyes

link steps outside to find saria right outside of his house.

saria: hiya link!!! wow! you finally got a fairy! congragulations!!!

link: it's not THAT exciting.

saria: I'm so freaking happy, I'm going to do backflips all the way to the bottomless pit. falls in

saria: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

link: well that was the highlight of my day.

navi: who knew that kokiri forest had a bottomless pit?

me: that's because I put it there to get rid of someone...

navi: wait, if you're out here, then who's typing the story? back at the desk one of those toy birds that peck when you fill them with water is typing the story

link and navi head for the great deku tree with a new shield and sword.

mido: well well, if it isn't the big baby! whaaaat? you have everything already?!? damn!!!

link: so I guess you'll have to let us in then.

mido: let me see... wrong answer!!!

link cuts mido in half and proceeds to the great deku tree.

dt: good job navi!

navi: he's not perfect, but he'll do.

link: GGGGGRRRRRR!

navi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

smacks navi with the flat of the sword.

dt: for once someone shut her up!!!

link: oh yeah, that's right!!

dt: will you venture on inside me and break a umm... curse, yeah a curse!!

link: sure thing, oh great deku tree.

link enters the great deku tree and screams like a little girl.

me: well that's the end of the first chapter. I hope it makes it, or I can take up a new hobby. well, please R&R!!!