A/N: My friend Liz and I were randomly talking about Daphne Rubin Vega, and how in "Goodbye Love" she roars "Full of shit" and how it's a little unnerving and this popped up! I hope you enjoy! Also, The syringes refer to Mimi from RENT...I'm not suggesting DRV has a drug addiction...

Brought to you by the Slinkie and the people who made the Chia pet happen, comes the new DRV-VY pet. A fine addition to your knickknack collection! You can get either the DRV-VY pet head figurine or the full body DRV-VY pet, rubber pants included.

All you do is take the complementary Oz inc. watering can(made in Munchkinland) and pour water on it and like magic it GROWS 14-45 inches overnight!!!! In order to keep your DRV-VY healthy you will need the DRV-VY pet syringe, but look at this! Call in the next 20 minutes we'll include two DRV-VY pet syringes absolutely FREE. That's right, a $50.00 package absolutely free! Call 1-800-456-IDRV within the next 30 minutes and get your DRV-VY pet for only 39.99 plus S&H! Again, that's 1-800-456-IDRV!

Warning do not place in direct sunlight or anything that is not quick to defend itself. The DRV-VY pet may shout profane words at random times of the day and/ or maul you.

We are not responsible for maiming, dismemberment, disembowelment, decapitation, and/ or death by the DRV-VY pet

ORDER YOUR'S TODAY!!!