The wetter, the better

Theo Galavan just got hired as the main character for a new sitcom called "Uncle Sam", he played the cool dad, even if he wasn't a cool dad. He abandoned Gotham to pursue his dream of becoming a star. Still, he was proud when he got that job, his parents always said to him "Theo you're the worst actor in the world, stop, you'll never play Cinderella in a musical, stop daydreaming Theo!"

However, Jerome Valeska, also got hired in the same sitcom as Theo, he will play one of his children, obviously because he has, an obvious daddy kink. When they met again on set it was a little bit awkward at first:

- "How are you still alive?" asked Theo while his gigantic ears moved coordinately

- " Well you stabbed the floor not me, so i was like "well better pretend to be dead so he doesn't feel stupid!""

- " Oh sorry for trying to kill you"

- " No problem Dumbo, hey do you wanna hear a joke?"

- "Actually i would rather..."

- "Okay, so, knock knock?"

- " Who's there?"

- "Theodore!"

- "Theodore who?"

- "Theodore Galavan because you're the joke man!"

- "That's not funny! I think I'm gonna cry" said Theo, voice shaking

- " C'mon man, I've got another one, knock knock?"

- "Who's there?"

- "Theodore."

- "Theodore who?"

- "Theodore is shut please open it!"

- " That's the worst, please just die!"

- "Okay dudes stop talking we'll film the opening! So Jerome, that guy who walked funny, cat lady, you play the childrens so go sit at the table while you, Galavan you'll dance around it" said the producer, Nevets Taffom.

Galavan started to run around the table while throwing his arms in the air while Jerome laughed.

- " Okay guys, stop. First, Galavan, what was that I'll never be able to sleep again, and Jerome, you play a nice hipster child and you laugh like you've just killed a thousand people. PLease, you two go in the closet of shame and think about what you did!"

So Jerome and Theo went into the closet of shame, which was a very large closet.

- " I'm very familiar with closets!" said Jerome

- "Okay, now we're alone, why don't we just...make sweet sweet love to each other?"

- " YAAAASSSSSS daddy." said Jerome and he winked.

- " Wait what, I'm not dominant enough to be your daddy, i've got princess parts too!"

- "You don't wanna be my daddy?"

- "Fuck that, okay I'll be your daddy"

- " Oh I'll sure go into your GalaVAN daddy pedo"

Jerome started to unbutton Galavan's pants, only to discover a penis sized kit kat bar.

"I'm definitely not having that for dinner" said Jerome as he went out of the closet.

As days of shooting went by, came the moment Galavan was afraid of : the pool episode. He needed to swim for a scene but he didn't know how to. He stood by the pool, looking at his reflection in the water when suddenly Jerome sneaked beside him and pushed him into the pool.

- "FLY DUMBO, FLY!" screamed Jerome.

The producers and the actors didn't move while Theo died like he lived, submerge, but by water not by his emotions.

- "Well y'know what? I think oxygen is overrated!" said Jerome while winking at the camera like he was on the Office.