"NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE" SAID THE RAVEN

SASUKE TURNED INTO A BIRD

NARUTO TURNED INTO A FOX

THE FOX GRIPPED THE RAVEN'S HAIR TIGHTLY

THE RAVEN SAID "HOLY FUCK WHY DO I HAVE HAIR"

"MOO" SAID THE FOX

THE FOX SAID "HOW THE FUCK AM I GRIPPING IT I HAVE NO THUMBS"

"MOO"

AND WAVED HIS TWELVE INCH PENOR

HIS HAWT CLOACA

DOWN HIS THROAT

SAID SAKURA THE COW

The end.