-1It was another typical day in Tokyo, Japan. The birds were signing, the flowers were blooming, and people ran away screaming as flaming debris fell behind him.
"GODZILLA!" shouted one fleeing civilian.
Yup, it was that time of the month again. The abnormally large lizard known as Godzilla was rampaging through buildings and squishing cars with his feet. But this disaster wasn't going to go on undisturbed, as the military came in with their state-of-the-art artillery.
A military commander yelled to his troops "fire at will!"
Rockets and laser beams flew in the air and struck the side of Godzilla's torso. In response to the ineffective attack, the scaled giant inhaled and blew a radiation beam at the artillery. In a matter of seconds, a convoy of tanks was reduced to ash. Godzilla got bored with this destruction and left Tokyo.
The military commander, who surprising survived the lizard's attack, dusted himself off and pulled out a radio. He spoke into it with the words "Godzilla is gone. Bring out the cardboard boxes and superglue for the repairs."
Meanwhile, Godzilla was walking around in the depths of the ocean with a big frown on his face. Believe it or not, Godzilla was very lonely. The poor creature is so big and too much of a threat to Earth that he never seems to have any friends. Maybe if he had a companion, he wouldn't always destroy Japan for shits and giggles.
The giant lizard decided to resurface on a nearby island. The island had a town, but it was too small to cause any exciting destruction, so he just stomped along without breaking anything. Godzilla considered this place a snooze fest, and was going to go back underwater until he heard a bark. A really big bark. The monster turned around and saw the greatest dog in the whole wide world. That dog was perfect for Godzilla, in fact, that canine was probably the only pet Godzilla could have without accidentally squishing.
Not taking the stealthy approach since he was motherfucking Godzilla, the reptile swiped the dog into his hands and took off. People shouted and yelled at the thieving monster, but couldn't do anything to stop him because he was motherfucking Godzilla! The island folk were shocked at this horrible crime, but one guy said what everyone was thinking:
"Oh snap! Godzilla just kidnapped Clifford the Big Red Dog!"
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TBC
