And omg, this is my first story! i hope you like this or if you dont, just plz dont flame cause i like you.
There was once a grand battle between the three most powerful beings on earth: Draco Malfoy, Duke Devlin, and Microsoft Damien.
In a far away castle was a boy named Max. Max is gay and love having angry buttsecks with his boyfient Cody. Litle did Max no, Cody has a secret lover name Eric.
One day, Max find out!
Cody tells Max that if he fight Eric he will be with Max forever. So Max go to find Eric to fight him for Cody's love. Eric was waiting foar him in the kitchen.
"Fight fight fight!" Cody yells and Max walked up to Eric and pulls an knife from a draw and sticks him in the side THERE WAS A TUSSLE and then it was over.
"Lets get married!" Eric holler.
They all three get married together with each other and was visited by Tyson. Rap battle ensues! Tyson went first:
Yo I'm so gay
I pick flowers
in the midle of may
don't care what you say
Then it was Codys turn:
All my life
I've been livin in the dark
So I take this cigarette
And I light it with a spark
Spark comes to light
Only light in my life
In the middle of the night
Tyson die.
Spencer runs up to Cody and says "Hey baby, whats yo name?"
Then Eric's mom, the amzing green lama bunchie thing bustes into the room and screamed "HOP ON!"
So they jusmp onto Eric's mom and ride her into space. Rei is a astranot ninja. He attacks them and fights Eric's mom to the deth!
Kai and Robert are sit in the dojo together. They stare at each other like sexy badgers on a sexy spatula of sex on the rod to sexyland.
"I love you Robern, I always have." He touches Robert with his jazz hands.
"I need you Kai. Stay with me forever and ever."
"Now don't yaw put yer penis in yer crotch now," sais poppa G cause he was there watching them the whole time and thinking they were being perverts.
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