A/N : this is dedicated to my friends mia and caitlin.
To mia because she wanted something dedicated to her,
and to cait for listing everything that is wrong with the forth harry potter movie. XD
Harry walked into his potions class humming.
Sitting down at his desk next to Ron, he took out his textbook.
Snape stalked in, looking like an 80s vampire in his black cloak.
"Please turn to page 54" he muttered
Harry looked to page 54, and screamed
"Holy macaroon!!!! It CANNOT BE!!!"
There, in the center of his page, was a detailed picture of none other than, HUMPHRY BEAR!!!!
dun dun DUN
"Potter, you shutting up would be absolutely divine" Snape snapped, doing a strange and very uncharacteristic wiggle of his eyebrows.
"B-but… THE BEAR!!!" Harry squealed he stood up and stared jumping up and down, flapping his arms.
Snape was watching his movements with a look of utter disbelief upon his face.
It was then that Hermione raised her hand.
"Excuse me, professor? Harry has an uncontrollable fear of bear suits, sir. Its causes him to have violent spasms." She said quite calmly.
Ron chuckled
Harry leaped on the nearest desk, and started miming using a jackhammer
"Well – what do we do to stop him??" Snape demanded
"Oh there's nothing we can do sir, its also said to be quite catching." She returned to reading her book. She seem quite accustomed to these kind of things
As if to prove her point, Ron walked briskly up to Snape and bent down on one knee.
"Will you be my funeral sir?"
"Ewww!" Snape screamed "yuk!" he slapped Ron across the face, and ran from the room.
Obviously he had caught it too.
Neville, scared of how everyone was acting, tried to calm Harry down
"Harry, Harry you're going to be ok. The bear is gone- look, the book is closed."
"NUH UH!!! Your lying Neville! I think YOU'RE the bear!"
Harry said in a screaming whisper, like he had lost his voice, and pointing an accusing finger in the other boys face.
"But what -?" Neville didn't have a chance to finish before Ron came barreling into him from behind.
"LETS PLAY RUGBY!!!!"
By now, almost the entire class, besides Hermione and Neville, were dancing, playing rugby, or muttering to themselves.
Draco stood on his desk, placed a hand on his waist and said
"You think im ponsy? Ponsy wonsy you think I am? We'll see what GANDALF thinks of that wont we????"
Dumbledore entered the room.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL REALTIONS WITH THAT WOMAN"
He twisted Draco's ear, making the boy giggle
"My name is DUMBELDORE, FOOL"
"But – I wasn't talking about you sir!" Draco said, at the same time as trying to scratch his back.
There was a giggle from above, and Dumbledore looked up to see Gandalf swinging from a chandelier.
"IM better at magic than you" he called
Dumbledore reached into his robes, and pulled out a hand grenade. He ditched it at the fucker, the skipped away.
The explosion threw Harry off the desk he had been dancing on. He stood, pulled out his wand, and cried
"Accio tickerbellius!"
Tinker bell zoomed in through the window, and immediately stared trying to make out with harry's nose.
Suddenly, everyone froze.
Madam Pomfry walked into the room and sighed
She just HATED when the students got like this, it always took SO LONG to clean up…
A/M: if you had NO IDEA what just happened then, don't worry – neither did I. I wrote it as the ideas came to me.
