A/N: To the tune of 'Guy Love' from Scrubs episode "My Musical"
Frodo is J.D. and Sam is Turk.
Co written by Slytherpuffer than you
BROMANCE
[Frodo]
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Sammy Bear,"
The dwarf will always talk and stare.
[Sam]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear Middle Earth' disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our
[Frodo and Sam]
Bromance,
That's all it is,
Bromance,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing elf about it in our eyes.
[Sam]
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,
[Frodo]
And he tenderly replies,
[Sam]
It's Bromance.
[Frodo and Sam]
Between two hobbits.
[Sam]
We're closer than the average man and wife,
[Frodo]
That's why our matching daggers say Frodo and Sam
[Sam]
You know I'll stick by you, for the rest of the quest.
[Frodo]
You're the only hobbit who's ever been inside of me.
[Sam]
Whoa, whoa, I just put in some kingsfoil.
[Frodo]
There's no need to clarify,
[Sam]
Oh no?
[Frodo]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,
[Sam]
But in a totally hobbit way.
[Frodo and Sam]
Let's go!
It's Bromance,
Don't compromise,
The feeling of some other hobbit,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.
[Frodo]
I'll be there to care through all the lows.
[Sam]
I'll be there to share the highs.
[Frodo and Sam]
It's bromance,
Between two hobbits.
[Frodo]
And when I say, "I love you, Sam,"
It's not what it implies.
[Frodo and Sam]
It's bromance
Between
Two
Hobbits
