A/N: To the tune of 'Guy Love' from Scrubs episode "My Musical"

Frodo is J.D. and Sam is Turk.

Co written by Slytherpuffer than you

BROMANCE

[Frodo]
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Sammy Bear,"
The dwarf will always talk and stare.

[Sam]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear Middle Earth' disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our

[Frodo and Sam]
Bromance,
That's all it is,
Bromance,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing elf about it in our eyes.

[Sam]
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

[Frodo]
And he tenderly replies,

[Sam]
It's Bromance.

[Frodo and Sam]
Between two hobbits.

[Sam]
We're closer than the average man and wife,

[Frodo]
That's why our matching daggers say Frodo and Sam

[Sam]
You know I'll stick by you, for the rest of the quest.

[Frodo]
You're the only hobbit who's ever been inside of me.

[Sam]
Whoa, whoa, I just put in some kingsfoil.

[Frodo]
There's no need to clarify,

[Sam]
Oh no?

[Frodo]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,

[Sam]
But in a totally hobbit way.

[Frodo and Sam]
Let's go!
It's Bromance,
Don't compromise,
The feeling of some other hobbit,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

[Frodo]
I'll be there to care through all the lows.

[Sam]
I'll be there to share the highs.

[Frodo and Sam]
It's bromance,
Between two hobbits.

[Frodo]
And when I say, "I love you, Sam,"
It's not what it implies.

[Frodo and Sam]
It's bromance
Between
Two
Hobbits