CHIBI BLACK LYNX ATTACK

YOU KNOW THERE'S TROUBLE WHEN YOU SEE A CHIBI BLACK LYNX ATTACKING X-EGGS ON HIS DAY OFF. THEN YOU START TO WONDER WHERE THE GUARDIANS ARE AND WHY THEY AREN'T HELPING HIM. THEN ELMO WALKS BY AND YOU WONDER WHAT IS GOING ON. THEN ELMO TAKES OUT A SHOT GUN AND STARTS SHOOTING RANDOM PEOPLE. BUT YOU NOTICE THAT HE IS ONLY SHOOTING PEOPLE THAT ARE WEARING PINK. THEN CHIBI BLACK LYNX COMES AND TACKLES ELMO. AT FIRST YOU WORRY THAT HE MIGHT GET SHOT BUT YOU REMEBER THAT ELMO ONLY SHOOTS PEOPLE THAT ARE WEARING PINK SO YOU REALIZE THAT CHIBI BLACK LYNX IS IN NO DANGER BECAUSE HE IS WEARING ONLY BLUE AND BLACK AND RED. THEN BARNEY COMES AND KILLS THEM ALL INCLUDING YOU.

THE END!

newspaper article by: Melissa M. Wells

date: 3/28/2011

this is a true story.