Nicole: Hey guys! - my friends and I role-played and.. well I thought it was hysterical... and it gave me this idea. Amy- and Torii... our roleplays Are retarded... Love you losers! :)
its mayjor out of character but meh! Its for fun!
Major crack so beware enjoy!
WHAMMYS HOUSE-ENGLAND-5:36 pm.
L was walking down the hallway angry, He Coudln't find the one most dearest thing to him...Then he stumbled across Mello and Near and Matt. Mello was shouting through Nears door calling him many names-
White out:
Sheep:
Albino:
L sighed- He was sick of this. Matt stood leaning on the wall with his hair cascading down his goggles.
L was pissed, fed up, and wanting to go to bed.
but no, He cant go to bed with out IT!
L thought to himself.. what if Mello had it- Suddenly a loud BANG drew him out of his thoughts-
Mello had locked him self into his room.
Matt: "Oh come on buddy, Don't let Near bug you-"
L: "OPEN UP THIS DOOR MELLO ! DX
Mello: WHY THE HELL SHOULD I!
L: BECAUSE YOU HAVE IT!
Mello: WHat the HELL DO I HAVE!
matt: *face palms*
L: YOU HAVE BY BED TIME MAGIC!
Matt: T_T that doesn't sound perverted or anything..
Mello: DAMN IT I DON'T HAVE THAT SHIT!, PLUSE HOW CAN YOU TAKE THAT BEFOR BED! ITS FREAKISHLY SWEET!
L: WHAT I DO BEFOR BED, CONCERNS NO ONE! NOW GIVE IT BACK!
Mello: I don't have it~!~
L: yes you do!
mello: No I dont!
L: YES
mello: No!
L:Yes!
Mello: No!
Matt: STFU AND GTFO AND LET US RELAX!
Beyond Birthday then comes out of his room: What the hell is going on and who woke me up T_T
matt: there doing it again! L thinks he has it!
Beyond: Awhh! Not again! L you misplaced it! Why would Mello want it?
L: Because he is kira of course T_T
Mello: KIRA WAS CAUGHT 3 YEARS AGO! DROP IT!
L: Give it back!
mello: I dont have it!
2 hours latter-
L: GIVE IT BACK!
Mello: .!
Matt: Ugh im going to bed. Night.
beyond: Me too, Night guys T_T'
- 5 Hours latter-
Mello: *swings open door* I DONT HAVE IT! *slams it shut again*
L: .BACK!
mello: THATS IT! STFU IM TRYING TO SLEEP- WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING!
L: I cant sleep with out it...
Mello: To bad I don't have it!
L: yes you do!
Mello: No I don't!
L: ...
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L: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING CAKE FALVORED MOUTH WASH!
Insert all whammy kids- face palming-
mello: I dont have it!
This continued all night. No one got any rest- except for near who's room was down the hallway. He rested peacefully with a smirk tugged on his lips.
There, Under nears pillow was L's mouth wash.
No one suspected a thing from the toy loving teen.
Just as planned.
And that my friends- Is the reason you should never fuck with Near.
the end.
nicole: Yes. XD this is... well crack !
Hope you guys liked.. I might make our roleplays into a series of crack.. there hysterical. :)
Thanks for reading!
Sorry for grammar!
Please review guys! Thanks!
Love: Nicole.
