I was fiddling around on SSBM when I looked into the event matches and spotted 'Seconds, Anyone?' that match i can only succeed with Ganondorf; i'm sure it can be doen with anyone, even as Captain Falcon, but for the purpose of this oneshot, i did Ganondorf.

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Seconds, Anyone?
Captain Falcon has issued an event match, and only one person can match it

3.

The announcer has begun the countdown as I stare down Falcon. He's flexing his muscles as he prepares to charge at the countdown's end. He's arrogant, he is always harassing Zelda or Samus, both who are ready to tear his eyes out. I'm sure Samus would have no trouble doing it, and Zelda is becoming a lot stronger, I had faced her once in a free for all, Link and me against those two, Zelda and Samus. Zelda is strong, and for that, I'm glad.

Yet it's Falcon that worries me. He claims he won't be beaten by a clone, I admit we have simliar fighting styles, but I didn't intend on copying him. This event match as also been up for a while, and no one has been able to beat it. The rules are simple enough, each player starts with 100 damage and you have to throw the other off in 7 seconds. Sounds hard enough.

2.

I tighten and relaxed my own muscles, I'm far to tense for this. There is a difference between Falcon and me. He's faster and more agile, I'm slower and an easy target for faster smashers, like Fox or Kirby. As I stare at Falcon, he's hopping on his feet, he wants to charge forward without a care, but he can't move until the countdown has finished.

Yet I'm just as antsy. I want to finish this and close this event, so no one has to struggle with it anymore. I start feeling dizzy, like I'm sick, but I fight it off the best I can. I can't mess up this fight, which will probably not last long.

1.

Even Master Hand doesn't like this challenge, but he let it be issued not realizing how difficult it would've been for everyone, prior to my official arrival. I dig my heels into this platform, which cruised over Mute City, or whatever this place is called. I had to move at go, he had to move at go.

My mind raced quickly, as I plan out my attack. The best bet would be my warlock punch, but would he be marching forward. Dang it, of course he will, he needs to attack me as I have to attack him. I must be sick, if I cannot think straight.

GO.

I pull my arm back, crouching down as I feel the energy build up. I look Falcon right in the eye, and smiled as I let the punch loose. As soon as I pulled my arm back to recover from the attack, I can hear the announcer saying 'SUCCESS'.

That only took 1.3 seoconds.


that's it, short and sweet, the whole story only lasts for about 5 seconds. Please, a review will be most welcomed.