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Author's Note: What should our story be called, and what should we write about? This is the frame of mind used for our story, isn't it great? As I type these words, I still don't even know what the story will be, Just consider this an improvisation! Oh, and this story is co-authored by iLOLlotz and Torilei, perhaps you have heard of her! Our thoughts are in brackets like a commentary of a movie. This whole story takes place in a glitch in the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 DVD. (So the next time you watch that and your DVD stops, you'll know what is happening…)

The Crossover (Big Time)

Chapter One

There was a day in time when worlds collided. This fateful day was between the worlds of real life, and fantasy, cartoon, and livelihood. No one knew how it came to be, but we only have a true account of what happened… it was very scary…

The volume of the sound was almost unbearable, the cracking thunder and the rain pouring down. The ship creaked, but there were no sounds of the crew working, no. This ship's captain was so experienced that he didn't even need a crew. It was 90 feet of ship piloted by one lone pirate, who had crossed the seven seas, stolen vast treasures, and defeated countless sea monsters. His name was Captain Jack Sparrow. iLOLlots: theme song plays Torilei: That's an awesome song!

As the storm drew on, the Black Pearl was tossed to and fro among the thrashing waves. It was as if the ocean was being stirred into a well blended oceanic smoothie. Torilei: I want a smoothie! iLOLlots: it would be kinda salty Anyway, Captain Jack Sparrow was actually contemplating whether he should go get more rum when an enormous wave came over the ship, smashing down on the deck. With the wave, came the first thing in a series of events that would change the course of history. On the deck, was a fish. Yes, a fish.

"Where am I? Where are they?" the fish was in a crisis.

Captain Jack Sparrow didn't answer. Maybe the rum was getting the best of him. Fish didn't talk the last time he checked. But this fish looked different. It was a three dimensional computer animated fish, and of course, he didn't even know what exactly computer animation was. He was in a doozy.

"More rum…" said he.

"I have short term memory loss sir, SIR! Where am I? Where's Fabio?"

"More rum…"

"You know I can speak whale!!!" the fish would not stay quiet.

Captain Jack Sparrow spun on his heel and headed toward the fish. "Say something to convince me that you aren't a rum-sical delusion…"

"Ummm…have you seen Elmo? I need to find him and bring him to his dad!" the blue fish was in a state.

"What is your name?" he thought he would play along. It isn't every day that you talk to a computer animated fish.

"Dory, at least that's what I think it was. Hmm," she brought her front fin to her chin, if a fish has a chin, deep in thought, "I think that's what they called me…."

Captain Jack Sparrow stared at the computer animated fish in disbelief.

"Help, HELP!!!" Dory was gasping, "I can't breathe, help me out here."

Captain Jack quickly got his jar of dirt and emptied it. There was no use for it anymore because there was a glitch in the DVD… He picked up the computer animated fish, and dropped her in. He watched her happily swim to and fro, effortlessly gliding around.

"You're a life saver!" Dory exclaimed, "And what is your name?"

"Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Pleased to meet you Jack!" Dory stuck her fin out of the jar as if to shake hands.

Captain Jack accepted the gesture and shook her fin between his two fingers. It was quite odd…

"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow"

Dory pulled her fin back and sank to the bottom of the jar. She began to cry.

"Oh no, you're sensitive too? As long as you're on my ship, you're under my command." Captain Sparrow said, "Stop crying."

"I'm sorry Captain Marrow" Dory sobbed wiping away her tears with her fin.

Captain Jack sighed, this would be a long voyage.

"Now, perhaps you can put yourself to good use," Captain Jack told her, "you got yourself on this ship, if you help me you can go back to the ocean.."

He saw Dory nodding at him so he continued, "I am trying to find a treasure of great value."

"Ohhh, OOOOO! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Yes, Dory, you are the only one here."

"Phew!"

"Anyway, I can't find it because I have dropped my compass into the depths of the sea…"

"Well why didn't you say so? I will just swim down and go get it!" Dory proceeded to bolt to the bottom of the jar, smacking her head on the glass at the bottom, "I will wait until I am in the sea first…"

"That is a good idea, so long as you don't forget what you are looking for half way down. You see, this compass is important. Everyone thinks it is broken but it can tell you what you want the most, unless what you want the most is not the most wanted for you to desire."

"Yeahh… no" Dory was confused, she was not used to her captain's wordy rants. "Explain again please."

"Never mind," Jack Sparrow said, " More rum.."

As he set Dory down on a ledge, the ship swayed back and forth. Dory swam around in her jar perfectly content, not even remembering where she was or what she was doing.

To be continued…

Author's Note: Well, it's a start, but you can tell a mishap is going to happen. R and R pleaseeee!!!!