I was watching Harry Potter and hating on Vernon. I kept shouting torture him, and then my sister reminded me that I write fanfiction...EVIL LAUGH!
Vernon Dursley was screwed, and he knew it.
It took moments for Sirius to grab him by the arm and snog him mercilessly...Vernon had to go to therapy for weeks afterward. Petunia was horrified and Sirius spent the next six weeks washing his own mouth out with strong soap. Harry was confused, Remus was laughing hysterically and Dudley sat through all of this watching movies.
Up in heaven Lily and James were ROTFL!
*Snickering* sorry for the mental images, you may send the bill for mental bleach to Lord Black, because lets face it...I'm not responsible for the things Padfoot does for his godson.
