A/N: All Vampires except Bella. Alice's POV. Enjoy

New Dress

"Edward I can't believe you!" I yelled as I saw what Edward did to my brand new dress. Bella and I had gone on a shopping spree over the weekend and I found this adorable dress at a boutique. I brought it strait home and left it in my closet over the weekend while I was at Bella's house. I come home and my dress is in the bathtub covered in mud from Emmett and Edward went hunting trip!

"What…oh," Edward burst into laughter.

"Nothing is funny about this Edward!" I shrieked. Emmett and Jasper came in, good Jasper would kick those guys ass's for what they did.

"You…should…see your…face!" Emmett and Edward said between laughter. I was pretty pissed off and I didn't think there was anything funny about a two hundred dollar dress stained in mud.

"Jasper, do something!" I growled at him. He too was also laughing so hard I swear if they were human then they would be crying their eyes out.

"Oh come on darlin' they were just having their fun," Jasper tried to comfort me with county accent. It wasn't going to work this time, I was furious and there was no stopping me now.

"You boys will be sorry, I am going to get you back and you won't even see it coming!" I threatened.

"Yeah, because I won't read you mind when you think of it," Edward chuckled sarcastically.

"I don't know Alice, isn't that taking things too far?" Bella asked after I told her about my plan to stuff Emmett's game systems and Edward's piano with mud. I thought it was genius, however the only flaw is Esme would be upset about the piano. I would just buy her a new one.

"Of course not Bella, don't you see that dress was a one of a kind! And you and I both know that they deserve it!"

"Okay fine but when we get busted do NOT take me down with you, this was all your idea."

"We won't get caught Bella, you worry too much!" I cheered. This was the most devious plan I have ever had and I was going to have fun putting it into action. As for Edward being able to read my mind, well I can just translate the Kahn into German. This is going to be the best prank in the Cullen house hold!

A/N: So what do you think? Please review and tell me if I should continue with it.