Emmett and Ronald McDonald.
Emmett goes to McDonalds. Sees Ronald McDonald. Must I say more? OOC. Actually, knowing Emmett, he's not OOC.
Disclaimers:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't own Twilight,
And neither do you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you steal my story,
I WILL SUE! ok so maybe not…………
Em POV
"IWANNNAGOTOMCDONALDS!" I shouted at Edward, who was sitting on the stairs.
"IDONTCARE YOUCOULDHAVEJUSTSAIDTHATINYOURMIND INSTEADOFSCREAMINGITAT ME!" the mind invader shouted back. "I AM NOT A MIND INVADER!!"
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP! WE'RE DON'T EAT!" Meanie Bella screamed at me.
"MY WIFE IS NOT A MEANIE!" Edward screeched at me.
"AND I DON'T SCREECH! ONLY GIRLS DO THAT!!!"
"HEY! NOW THAT'S NOT FAIR!!" shouted Bella.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHH!" I cried. Then I left them fighting.
I ran out of the door into the McDonalds down the street.
"OMG! RONALD MCDONALD! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" I screamed at Ronald McDonald. He didn't answer.
Suddenly, he spoke!! But in an electronic voice! "Welcome to McDonalds. I'm Lovin It."
"WAAHHHHHHHH" I cried for the second time that day. "I HATE YOU RONALD MCDONALD! LOVE IT YOURSELF!"
Then I punched and karate chopped him. A group of little kids had gathered around me and now were sobbing. "YA THAT'S RIGHT! I'M KILLING YOUR PRECIOUS RONALD MCDONALD! BOO YAH!" So I killed Ronald McDonald.
Just then the dog walked in. He saw Ronald broken in half. A single tear ran down his cheek. "HOW COULD YOU? You killed my only friend!" then Jacob ran out crying.
"EMMETT CULLEN! DID YOU BREAK MY ANTIQUE DUSTER??????? I SWEAR IF YOU DID YOU ARE IN HUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEEEEEEE TROUBLE!" Esme suddenly appeared and grabbed me by the ear and took me home.
This was just some like really random thing………If for some reason you don't get it, Ronald is one of those plastic things that stands there.
By the way…I don't own anything, just the plot….and the antique duster……..
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