Sakura walked around Konoha silently, thinking about her past, present, future and her past again! She randomly decided that she hated Sasuke. He was a heartless bastard! Although, why it took her so long to realise that he was mean and didn't like her, we'll never know!

"So, he's hated me this whole time..." Her eyes darkened for a moment, then something in her mind snapped!

"I know! I'll kill him! everyone knows that killing helps everything. Duh."

She walked home and snatched up a crowbar, that just happened to be lying on her bed. Though the reason for that is secret! and could be taken as anything you like! Oh yes...

Sasuke was sitting on his bed, eating a chocolate chip cookie. However, he didn't like chocolate chips, being the enormously boring person he is! so he picked them all out and ate the plain cookie. Why couldn't he just buy a plain cookie, you ask? Who knows, Sasuke is an angsty little ...thing! So, obviously, being angsty gives him an excuse to do whatever he likes and get away with it!

There was a knock on his door and he raced to it, hoping that it was his brother, so that he could kill him! Oh yes, Sasuke was killing happy!

He opened the door and there stood a seething Sakura. He almost cared. Almost.

"Go away. You're annoying."

She didn't move. Didn't listen...Sasuke actually started to worry.."Sakura...Did someone hurt y--"

Sakura leapt on top of the shocked Uchiha boy and started to relentlessly beat his head in with the crowbar.

Sasuke, who had actually been screaming like a little baby, became quiet and still. Sakura continued to beat him. Blood and brains were splattered all over the place, dripping from walls to the ground. Bits of crushed bone caved in on itself.

Sakura got up and looked down at her work. She laughed, then pointed.

"Sakura..? What..happened!" Sakura spun around to meet the horrorfied gaze of Naruto. Damn, he was annoying, too!

She spun around, crow bar still in hand and whapped him across the face as hard as she could. His head went flying clean off his shoulders and landed in Sasuke's trash bin.

"SHE SHOOTS, SHE SCORES!" She threw her arms in the air and laughed.

"Hmmm..." She thought in a thoughtful way, "That felt good. Buy guys!" all that replied to her was the gurgle pop of what was left of Sasuke's head exploding and the sound of Naruto's body imploding. Sakura smiled. "Cool."

She skipped out of the bloodied house and never got caught. 'Cause she was female and supposedly weak and all!