Okay so this is my first time wirhgting a play so fuck you asshole.

Act 1 Scene 1: Da ovaturh n shit

So one day Game Theory sucked, as usual. So den JonTron sued Matt Patt for suckeng and decided to call Judge Judy so he could embarrass him on national televishon. The show woud nver be the same again.

[Enter JonTron and Matt Patt who r calld forward at the request of Officer Byrd]

Judge Judy: Okay so Mr. Tron according to these stupid-ass papers ur suing this piece of shit defendant for $5000 because he sucks.

Matt Patt: Now actually according to my calculations-

Jurdy: Shut the fuck up I didn't ask for yur ppopinion. [bops Matn on da noggin with her judge hammr]

Jon: But yeah I want $5000 to fund the search for my hat that went missing sometime ago as well as a new video on why Gmae Theroyu sux.

Matt: Now according to my calculations becuase JonTron's hat is yellow and is approxamiately 5.000000000000000 inches in diameter-

Jardege: If you interrupt plaintiff again then I throw you out. [tips her glasses anime style so they lit up n shit; what the fuck is this, Las Vegas?]

Mantle: Excuse me ur honor but I have a witness.

[Enter Francis frum da left 4 dead]

Francis: I hate small towns. What the hell is this? [CAWPZ]

Jordy: Now witness person is it possible for you to giv me a raisin as to why I shudn let da plaintiff sue this guy.

Francis: EOUH. [picks up desk n tras t throw it at Judi]

Judri: [deflects da desk thingeh] That's it u stupid shit; yar not allowed to apparel in amnytonemer fanfiction. Gudbye. [banishes Francis from existence I suppose]

Francis: [is banished from existence I suppose]

Matt: Oh well, atleast I hav myhj team. [assembles abomindanble critical research team of evul]

Enter:

*Donald Trump

*Nigel Thornberry

*CJ

*Jeremy from Hell's Kitchen

*Francis

Judy: Now Froncius I tough I told u to get the fuck out of this story-

Francis: I hate hospitals. Hey Louis, you look like shit. [throws a picnic table at Jyrdine which causzeds her to exploded n died]

Officer Byrd: Shit mannnnnnnnnnn. [flees]

JonTron: Lolfl your'e team is shit. Watch htis. [assembles critical review tiem of his owrn]

Enter:

*Gordon Ramsay

*John Lennon Squidward

*Winston Smith

*A trader from Fable

*Tumblr

Gordon Ramsay: IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAW. [throws a spectacular spatula at Trump]

Trumpet: Now I msot certin;ylaly would lkiemne to letm this spactula make an honroable move on myssreklf, except that the handle of said spactuactlopar is black. Good sire, go fuck yourself. [brushes away spavc like it's nothing before setting up a podium to give an epic speech on why he thinks black people are evul; but why?]

Jeremy: The thr-three halibut, the two, two- uhhh... [scratches his cheek sorta]

Ramsay: GET OUT.

Exit Jerm

Winston Smith: [will be observing current area for the next 510 minutes]

Trumpnard: Now before I begin this epsice speech on why you should vote for my hair I woudl justs like tp thank Twix Official Klondie Bars for promoting mu cmapainga-

CJ: [shoves Trimp off of htis pdiumo and steps up to mthe muci] Now before I begin this epsice speech on why you should vote for my crossovers I woudl justs like tp thank Xaragon Offical Skype Group for liking Christian Hendrix also Rooty T. Booty sounds like Kevin from Ed Edd n' Eddy and that fat guy keeps calling me the worst person-

Rasnmnay: Hold on, turn the volume down you fat fuck. [starring in Scotenglandish]

Trader from Fable guy: Ehrm... [whimpering in Engscotlandish]

CJ: [Gloating in CJ]

Enter PeanutButterGamer

Peanuts with Charlie Brown: Uhm, exucusdew me, you mean

MY MONEY, MURREY

YOU SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY

AND DESPITE P-BOT'S PLEASED EXPRESSIANO-

Frnacis: I hate small towns. [picks up Peanut Batter n theows him out nda windoariops] EOUH

Nigel Thornberry: Also what is John Lennon Squidward.

John Lennon Squidward: Hahaha I ahev rarived wit ma ultimate new taemine whie all you guys werre fuicking around for no reason.

Enter:

*Bernie Sanders

*Brooklyn Boys (Tony and Simon from 42/11)

*Vagineer as the actual protagonist of Half-Life 2

*The question mark from Sonic Adventure

*Sheevul (I don't even know who that is rofl)

*Chris Brown

*Holden Caulfield

*Bill Nye

*President Keager Sanae Johnny Boatswain Wattanstein

Jonny Lemon Squid Ink: Yeah daz ryemfgfnt motherufckers I got fuckving NIEN membmers on ma taem yar'slk think you can beat that assfuckas?!~?!1/

Enter the writer of this story

Wirter guy or something I dunno: Okay I think their's too many characters in this shit like how ar ewe even supopsed ot put this in theater or some shit with like 20 fucking distuinguishable chjaracters-

Bill Nye: William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing had 30-50 characters.

Writer: [Are die]

Exit all characters I think?

Okay so I guess I have to go find a knew wirhgjfter or sometinf shit so tune in next time and see what happens when hewe have trhge teams playing the game or whatever I dunno it's a fucking play and nobody rwrlaelalyly writes thoguse anymore except for hipster fucks who r 2edgy fopr this novel shit that people put out these days.