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"Lord Sesshoumaru, I have grave news."


That was how, the great Sesshoumaru's semi peaceful day ended.

In all his life, Sesshoumaru only required a few things that would satisfy him. Like for example; he had always wanted a baby sister, but no. He was stuck with a half breed brother who was rude and unlady like. Sesshoumaru had always wanted a happy family. One with a mom, a dad and a baby sister, but kami wanted to sadistic and made his daddy into a two timing git, a neglectful and uncaring mother and a baby brother!

See, how unfair and cruel, his life was? And on top of that, Sesshoumaru never was able to play dress up with Inuyasha, said half breed brother, cruel, cruel world…*sigh*

But on with the bad news…

"Lord Sesshoumaru, I have grave news?"

Sesshoumaru looked at the whimpering demon before him, the patethic creature looked like he was going to wet himself.

"…" Sesshoumaru replied with silence, it only made the creature turn from green to a pale lilac.

"W-Well, the o-other L-lords h-have de-cid-dded that…b-because you a-are n-now of a-age…a-and don- have a m-mate…" The thing stuttered, sweating like he was running a marthon…

"T-they..-I…t-hey…"

Starting to get annoyed by the way the demon was wasting his time, Sesshoumaru was forced to speak. "Spit it out."

"t-th…"

"…"

Out of nowhere the creature sucked his breath and screamed, without pausing, "Theywantyoutomateandproduceanheir!"

"…"

"…"

"WHAT!?"

Jaken melted, and propably wet his pants, "Please don't kill me! I have a mother and she's sick! She needs me-"

"THEY WHAT!?"

"I don't want to die- you can kill my mother-"

"THEY WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!!!"


I'll leave it there for now! PLEASE TELL ME WHO YOU WANT ME TO PAIR SESSHOUMARU WITH!!