50 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any characters you may recognise. I do however own:

Me (Frae), Nickii, Libby (a.k.a Bibby), Louise and Uma ;) they are awesome and people who request may come into other chapters, if you send your name and a short description of yourself in the review :)

Prologue.

Place: Frae's bedroom

Time: Late ;) (Kind of midnight/early hours of the morning area)

"I'm boooooooooooooooooooored!" squealed Uma still bouncing up and down from an earlier experiment of Uma+Frae+Coffee=? Yeah... it didn't work out very well. "Charlieeee I'm boooored!" Frae exclaimed pouncing on Libby. "Frae. If. You. Do. Not. Get. Off. Me. Right. Now. I. Will. Eat. You." Libby growled in response. Louise watching the exchange with glassy eyes placed an evil smirk on her porcelain face, pushing her raven locks from her honey eyes slurred "kinky" before literally falling off the bed giggling. Yes, the girl who scares children for fun. Giggling. Nickii staring strangely at her friend carefully probed "Whats up...?"
"Nothing" Louise and Frae answer quickly, too quickly.
"Hmmm, will this nothing end us up in jail or detention?" Nickii asked the guilty looking teens.
"Don't make me hurt you..." Libby added, making Frae's eyes widen in fear.
"Itwasallherideaididntwannabutshemademe!Pleasedonthurtme!I'msorry!" Frae blurted out in one breath, pointing at Louise and running to hide herself behind Uma.
"Thanks Frae! Nice to know you wouldn't sell me out!" Louise exclaimed rolling her eyes.
"Guys....." Uma declared, "In case you haven't noticed... I'M STILL BORED!" She screamed.
"Well," Nickii started "What shall we do!?" After looking at each other for a few moments they all screamed "PRANK!!"
"But who...?" Louise wondered aloud, "Didn't the Malfoy's move in last week?" She said looking at Uma the biggest gossip in town.
"Yeah..." she began "but I don't think that's such a good idea since someone chased Voldemort through Oxford screaming 'DIE SNAKE DIE!'..." she ended throwing a pointed look at Frae.
"Hey!!" She cried, "It wasn't my fault! I honestly thought he was a snake with legs..." she trailed off running her hand through her short, light brown hair guiltily looking down.
"OH. MY. CARLISLE!" Uma suddenly squeaked, "The Cullen's moved here last night!!" Unexpectedly the room of girls started hyperventilating, "THE Cullen's?" Libby enquired fanning herself as excitement searing through her big brown eyes.
"What do we do?! What do we do?! What do we do?! What do we do?!" Nickii squealed, in a very Uma like fashion.
"When in doubt..." Louise smirked opening a bright red laptop and typing in 'Annoying the Cullens' she scrolled down the list of options before gasping and clicking on a link that promised "5O Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen".

"Well...." Libby smirked "LETS GET PLANNING!"