DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO UPDATE A FANFICTION? It's just that I have the first chapter of my first fanfic uploaded,( it's an Ice Age fic called Choices, if you're interested) and I have no idea how to write the next. So yeah. Help?


Awesomepaw and Guinnesspaw(TM-ed) were randomly strolling through their homefull territory of IrelandClan. "OMG IRELAND IS SOOOOOO AWESOME" yelled Awesomepaw to the wooooooooorld.

Leprechaunhat and Pot'o'goldpelt ,their mentors,tangoed along with them. Even though the tango isn't Irish. "I love prophecies, boy" Guinnesspaw said dreamily in his Cork accent .(BOY)

"I am, like, totes Irish, dude," said Leprechaunhat in his inexplicable New Jersey accent. (DUDE).

Awesomepaw randomly fell asleep. In his dream there was a random short blonde woman singing in Spanish for no apparent reason. "Awesomepaw, I am here with a prophesy. You must complete my challenge. It is: You must have a party with Four from Divergent, dine with your neighbors in NoshClan, then capture Elsa from Frozen, Smaug the Dragon and Kermit the Frog. Then, get them to open an animation portal so you can travel to Titans Tower, capture Silkie, then take Silkie up a volcano, throw him in, then tapdance on the volcano to Nyan Cat.''

''Why are you here, Shakira? Why isn't Bluestar or someone awesome here?''

''Starclan are currently at the mall getting their nails done and eating fried duck. So I filled in.''

''Okay.'' Then he woke up. Someone ran past with a mouthful of lettuce. ''Awesomepaw, you are amzing! It yelled. True story. It happened to me the other day.

"Leprechaunhat?"

"Ya"

"It's raining Uno cards"

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?"

"Shmerrr?"

"Hrrrrrrrm?"

"Rock."

"Scissors. I win 'cause scissors cuts rock. I did it once." Awesomepaw believed him, because scissors obviously don't cut rock. It was why the game was ironic.

Guinnesspaw said,"Guesss what boy! Last night i got a pro-phe-cyyyyyy"

"Awesome".


5 minutes later...

"Oooooooh we are almost in NoshClan territory... yikes! I can sniff a patrol!" said Pot'o'goldpelt.

"Is Rachel Allen's Cooking show on yet?"moaned Awesomepaw.

"Uh?''

"IS RACHEL ALLEN'S COOKING SHOW ON YET?''

"Uhm... Yeah, she's teaching people how to make crystallised orange peel right now as IceDynamiteDragonflyStars types.''

''So she is,'' answered the cat you assume to be Awesomepaw. But I didn't say it was, for all you know Nicki Minaj said it.

Meanwhile, the patrol uneventfully passed by. They didn't spot any of the cats even though they passed only 0.34789745845098237459845983759183756892387985678723645814918734908175390487509842375983759207598042375987467 millimetres away from them. Rachel Allen's cooking show finished. And so did the first chapter of this story. Bye.

Just kidding.

Pizzaclaw,who was leading the patrol, spotted them because his eyes were on his butt. He was a pizza coloured cat with amazing purplish-orange eyes. Yeah, I know that isn't a colour. It is now. Because.

"Its the midgets from GreenClan'' yayed Marshmallowtail."YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!''

'' are you in this clan''

''IrelandClan,I have you know'' corrected Awesomepaw. The last patrol member, Baconface, ate some cloud-flavoured iPod touches. Try them sometime, they're more awesome than cloud-flavoured Samsungs. True fact.

''Um,Pizzaclaw..''

"what!oh uh,ATTACK!''

"Two secs there, ,'' answered Guinnesspaw. ''I'm not ready. I'm pretty busy this week, I got a school play''

"Should've gone to Specsavers''

''OK... lets just go back to camp...'' said Pot'o'goldpelt, who was weirded out.


Back at camp...

Goldattheendoftherainbowyaylet'shaveapartystar was bored. He looked at the deputy, Sparklyshamrockleaf. Everyone likes looking at Sparklyshamrockleaf. Everyone likes Sparklyshamrockleaf, period. SHE'S SO PRETTY! She has sparkyley shamrock green fur. Her eyes are incredibly GREEN. They're the greenest things ever since Michael Collins invented green in 1912.

Sparklyshamrockleaf is a Mary Sue. As if that wasn't obvious.

''Yipeee! Yolo, its the apprentices and their mentors,back from training!'' squealed Sparklyshamrockleaf,with half of IrelandClan's toms following her, drooling. And here we leave IrelandClan, mainly because I need to get this published before bedtime. YOLO.