Voldermont wants me dead
Snape hates me
Albus golden boy
Tom's worst fear
Riddle's nightmare
Boy wonder
Rita are you getting all this?
Dumbledore's favorite student
Hermione's friend
Granger's way of acceptance
Collin adores me
Umbridge tries to hard
Luna's on my side
McGonagall is scared
Fudge is disillioned
Ernie thought I was Slytherins heir
Still here? Good.
Zabani is Malfoy's goon
Neville almost had my fate
Oliver was my Quidditch captain
Quirell had Voldemort attached to his head
Professors are messed up here if you can't tell
Wood came back for the war
James was my dad
I know, but are you still here
Knockturn alley is bad
Xeno Lovegood is crazy
But hey who cares
You-know-you isn't here now
Okay now you can go.
