Voldermont wants me dead

Snape hates me

Albus golden boy

Tom's worst fear

Riddle's nightmare

Boy wonder

Rita are you getting all this?

Dumbledore's favorite student

Hermione's friend

Granger's way of acceptance

Collin adores me

Umbridge tries to hard

Luna's on my side

McGonagall is scared

Fudge is disillioned

Ernie thought I was Slytherins heir

Still here? Good.

Zabani is Malfoy's goon

Neville almost had my fate

Oliver was my Quidditch captain

Quirell had Voldemort attached to his head

Professors are messed up here if you can't tell

Wood came back for the war

James was my dad

I know, but are you still here

Knockturn alley is bad

Xeno Lovegood is crazy

But hey who cares

You-know-you isn't here now

Okay now you can go.