"Clubs, What da fuckin' hell are ya' watchin'?", Spades says as he enters the entertainment room and sees Clubs watching some sort of cartoon. He was always the weird one.

"My favorite show!", Clubs says with a huge smile as he takes a handful of buttery popcorn from the big bowl in his lap and shoves the snacks in his mouth. "Shh! This is the best part!", Clubs says as he quickly turns to Spades and then back to the television in excitement.

"What letter does the word apple begin with?", some kind of cartoon superhero says on the TV.

"A! It's A!", Clubs says as he points to the screen in exhilaration.

"Apple begins with the letter A!", The cartoon superhero on the television says and Clubs let's out a sudden burst of happiness.

"YIPEE!", He yelled as he threw his hands in the air, spilling some popcorn out of the bowl in the process. "You want to know how I figured it out Spades? Do ya?"

"Gee, I dunno! Maybe because it's simple literary skills babies in their stupid fucking poopy diapers can accomplish!", Spades says. This is absolutely ridiculous. His favorite show was on and Clubs was over here watching baby cartoons.

"Nope!", Clubs says completely naive to the sense of harshness indicated in the others tone. "I already watched this episode so I already know the answers!", Clubs says outloud in pride as if he were a genius for figuring out this level one concept.

"Alright I had enough of this bullshit!", Spades says as he plops down next to Clubs on the black leather couch and snatches the remote controll off the coffee table and switches it to his favorite channel that was conveniently showing the new episode of his favorite show : 1000 Ways To Die, Gory Edition (Don't look it up by the way I just made it up).

"Now this is stuff mobsters like us should be watchin'!", Spades says with a grin as a woman on the screen was gruesomely being decapitated.

"EEK!", Clubs says as he covers his three-fingered hands over his eyes. Spades looks at him with an expression of absolute confusion. Shouldn't Clubs be used to gory shit like this?

"What da' fuck are you so scared of? You could tell it's fake, the blood looks like ketchup for gods sake.", Spades points out. This wasn't exactly the truth though. The show looked so real but really the decapitation process wasn't scaring Clubs but the man who was decapitating the poor victim.

"T-The guy!", Clubs says as he slowly peels one of his hands off his eye and fidgetily points the man with the chainsaw. "H-He looks spooky scary!". Spades rolls his eyes. The guy didn't look scary to him.

"Spades! What de' hell are ye' showin' Clubs?", None other then Hearts Boxcars says as he enters the room to see a fidgety Clubs and Spades watching some sort of gruesome decapitation taking place on the television screen.

"Im just showin' him some real entertainment unlike that bullshity cartoon crap he was watching!", Spades says in annoyance.

"If ye' should be showin' Clubs anything it should be something else then this.", Hearts says as he sits on the couch, successfully making the three squished together on the couch. Hearts manages to pry the remote out of Spade's hands and switchesit to his favorite channel; wrestling.

"No! Not this shitty crap! It looks even faker then what we were watching before!", Spades whines.

"Fake?! That shit looked almost as if it was real! I wouldn't doubt if it was though..Discovery Channel has been losing viewers lately."

"Whatever! Just give me the damn remote!", Spades says as he tries to get the remote back.

"Never!", Hearts says as he keeps the remote out of Spade's reach. So for the next few minutes Spades and Hearts fight over the remote while Clubs is in the middle attempting to try and enjoy whatever stuff was on TV but Clubs just wanted to watch the Super Brainman marathon. He was already starting to remember the alphabet up to the letter E and he wanted to learn more.

"Fuck!", Spades and Hearts cursed which was followed by the sound of glass shattering.

The new vase that Diamonds had just put on the coffee table three days before was now on the floor, shattered in pieces. The three stayed quiet as the heard the door assumingly from Diamonds room open and the sounds of footsteps slowly walking down the stairs.

"Fuck! Fuck! Hide the mess!", Spades says in a loud whisper as he hurriedly gathers all the glass pieces and sweeps the under the couch. Hearts and Clubs follow suit, nobody in their right mind should make Diamonds mad.

The three managed to hide all the fragments of the vase under the couch and they all sat on the couch and while Spades and Hearts were so distracted with the slow sound of the footsteps, Clubs took this as an opportunity to change the channel back to his beloved cartoon.

"What was that noise?", Diamonds asked in his same monotone voice with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Nothing!", Both Hearts and Spades say at the same time. Diamonds narrows his eyes a bit in suspicion and smoothly walks towards the three.

"Are you guys seriously watching this? I understand Clubs watching this but...", Diamonds says as he looks at Hearts and Spades.

"Huh?", Spades says as he looks to the television and notices that Clubs had changed the channel.

"GOD DAMMIT CLUBS!"

"Don't turn it back to that crap turn it to the wrestling channel!"

"But I don't know what comes after E!"

"...Where's the vase?"

There you go. First part of this series. For people who are wondering about why I deleted my other profile..let's just say Pen over reacted. I'm just a lone wolf now apparently and I am taking requests for this new series. Share your head canons and if I like them I might make a story out of it. Only Midnight Crew head canons please but if you wish for a Felt one then I'll make it. Oh and please no flames.

This chapters headcanon suggested by: BloodyBonesBenson

"Hey good idea! Here I got a headcanon! Clubs likes to watch those kids cartoons like on PBS, Spades likes to watch gory and gruesome stuff and Hearts likes to watch Wrestling. Not sure what Diamonds would like to watch though.."

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