"Show me how to lie. You're getting better all the time-" "GRRRAAAAAH! Why the hell would humans listen to this?!" The little blue alien known as Crypto 137 shouted as he threw the radio across the room. After killing the leader of Majestic Corp and started living in the white house in the USA, his life had been pretty bland. He took another sharp dart from his desk and threw it across the room at a dartboard with a picture of half-naked babes on it. The dart landed right on the main girl's left cup. "Moneyshot!" He shouted when the dart hit, and his phone rang. He cleared his throat and replied, in the president's voice, "Yes, who is it?" "Drop the voice, Crypto! It's me, Pox." "Oh, hey, what's up?" Crypto asked in his normal voice. "I'm sure you're fully aware of all the disappearances that have been happening around the the country…" Crypto thought for a moment. "Uhh… was I supposed to know about them?" Pox sighed on the phone. "You're supposed to be posing as these Earth monkeys' president, and you haven't been aware of all the complaints you've been getting regarding the missing humans?!" Crypto looked at the tall stack of envelopes on his desk. He supposed he should have been reading those. "Well, what's it got to do with the mission? So what if a few people go missing? We've got an entire planet of humans." Pox was silent, then replied. "It's…. Not about the humans. It's about what's out there. The Furon empire was never an admired species. Judging by how the people went missing, it has to be the responsibility of another alien species." "So you want me to find out what species is behind this and kill them?" "Exactly! However, compared to the human apes, other species like these ones must be much more powerful. So I've cloned two more Cryptos to help you on this mission!" Crypto 137 replied angrily, "Listen, Pox, I don't need help! I can do this mission alone!" "No you can't, Crypto! Besides, I already sent them to your location." Immediately as Pox said that, two men in black suits entered Crypto's office, and undisguised into Crypto 138, and Crypto 139. Crypto 137 sighed, and replied, "They're here… Now, where do we need to go?" "I'm sending in a cloaked saucer to take you there now." Pox replied. "Okay. Talk to you again later." Crypto 137 said, before setting the phone down. 137 jumped out of his desk and met the two other Crypto's. "Crypto 138, reporting for duty!" The one on the left said, sounding like a loyal soldier. "Number 139 here." The one on the right said.
After all 3 aliens crammed into a single saucer, they shortly arrived at the entrance to a vast forest park. The Cryptos exited the saucer, and #139 started rubbing his back. "Aaah, that was so cramped in there… Why was there only one seat?" #137 replied, "Because last time I checked, I only had one ass." each alien pulled out their Disintegrator blasters, and ran into the forest….
