Yeah, I've read so many notes stories with Bella and the Cullens (some pimpin, some not so pimpin .) So I'm gonna write my own notes that are completely Amanda-riginal, tehehe. My friends and I are hyper about 4 days out of 5 school days or 6 out of 7, a week! Yeah, I'm smart. So, I'm going to use things that we say, or use my own little things. You see, when I'm extremely hyper, I have "rants" about anything that people say. Lately, I've been having a lot of fat rants. I am over weight so it's okay hopefully. . I'm not insulting fat people, more like myself, which is surprisingly fun. Making fun of my fatness helps my self esteem somehow… Anywho, here's my first note thingy. If ya'll want more, let me know! (P.S. I'ma takes the idea of having each person a certain font thing, like bold, italics, that kind of stuff from notes stories I've read!)

Chapter 1

SACKOPAVUPOPTWAN

Bella Edward Alice

Bella and Edward are in the Cullen living room doing their homework…

Le sigh

What's wrong, love? And, why are we writing notes?

I am upset because I am compuzzled, and we are writing notes, because I feel like it.

Compuzzled?

Yuppers, I'm compuzzled because I can't figure out my homework…

I'm almost done… I can help

No, its okay, I'll try it myself…

(2 minutes later)

Hey, Edward, what did you get for number 1?

I got 325

Oh, awesome! Me too… So, what did you get for number 2?

876

Cool, so did I… So, what did you get for number 3?

Okay, I can see you writing down the answers, do you just want to copy mine?

Yes please. Thank you

No problem, love

(After copying down all of Edward's answers, Alice walks in)

Hello everyone –giggles-

Alice, you do realize that you didn't really giggle, right?

Ahuh, I just wanted to get into this note writing stuff you two have been doing

Oh, awesome, welcome to the club Alice!

You, know what Bella…

What Alice?

This note passing club needs a name

Hmm… you seem to be correct Alice… but whatever shall we call it… -ponders-

Yes –ponders-

What in the world are you two doing?

Thinking of a name for our note passing club. You're welcome to join Edward

Yeah, Eddy-pants go ahead and join…

Okay, please don't call me Eddy-pants!

And, why not!?

Yeah, why not, Eddy-pants… It's kind of cute!

-Sigh- fine

O…M… flippidy dippidy…G! Eddy-pants is getting into the note stuff. He just wrote –sigh-

I love you're new version of OMG!

Why thank you Al-pal

Ha, she called you Al-pal

Oh, shut up Edward. I like it Bella!

Yeah!

Yeap, tis awesome Bella-Fella

Hmm… Bella-fella, it has potential…

Not really…

Oh, STFU party-pooper

STFU?

Don't ask… It's not nice…

No need anyway, I just read Alice's

Al-pal!

Don't steal the paper! And, fine, Al-pal's mind. And, same to you!

Awww, someone's grumpy!

Shush Al-pal!

Don't tell my bff to shut up!

Sorry

Yeah, shut up Edward!

Hey, don't tell my bf to shut up!

Sorry, Bell-cake

I thought she was Bella-fella…

Who cares, they both are pimpin!

Right…

Right on sista!

Anyways…

Back to the name dilemma!

Yus, whatever shall we be called…

OH! We shall be called… SACKOPAVUPOPTWAN

What does that mean?

How can you not know Eddy-pants? Even I know and I'm just her bff, you're her fricken fiancée, you should speak awesome bellaness better than I… but alas, thou doesn't.

Whatever, Alic

-growls-

Al-pal… so what does SACKOPAVUPOPTWAN mean? And, how is it pronounced?

It is pronounced sack-oh-paav-up-opt-won and it means: Super awesome cool krew of people and vampires using pencils or pens to write awesome notes

You spelled krew wrong…

Silly vampire, dictionaries are for kids…

Okay…

Eddy-pants, I did not spell it wrong, I spelled it with awesome pimpiness…

Alright then…

So, it's settled. We are now the new members of the super awesome fantastic club of SACKOPAVUPOPTWAN!

WOOT WOOT!

Huzzah

Wow, you're excited?

No he's not ;)

You're a mean liar Eddy-pants!

Well, this isn't really all exciting…

You're mom!

(With that note, Bella leaves the room, running to go rant to Emmett about Edward. Alice is laughing at Bella and Edward is confused. When he asks "what the hell was that about?" Alice explains her giving Bella a lot of sugar earlier, therefore the new hyper Bella that we've never seen before was born…)

Yeah, I know that might've been a bit boring, but I found it funny. I guess it depends on your sense of humor… mine is to laugh at everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. I find almost everything funny… tis sad I know. I hope you liked it and want more, because it's gonna get better now that the group has been introduced. Please review! If you flame me, I shall stab you…

Amanda .