Lily and James Year Five War

And the War Begins

"Lily! Lily! Lils wait up!"

"What do you want Potter? If it's another prank, I'll be off, if your asking me to go out, the answer is No."

"Give me a chance won't you?"

"No. Look Potter for the past years, you've teased me, pulled pranks on me, and well practically made my life horrid."

"Yeah, but I've changed."

"I don't care if you've changed! Do you understand that you were suppose to say sorry, I was suppose to not accept and pull pranks on you and repay you. Going out with you is 1. A big No no because I hated you and 2. That is saying that your pranks had no affect on me, I'm leaving them aside, not wanting revenge"

"I'm sorry."

"I still want my revenge."

"I'm really really sorry."

"Still want revenge."

"but-"

"Whatever you say, I still want revenge."

With a turn of her heel, Lily left a depressed James Potter at the door to the Gryffindor Common room.

"Hey Prongs my man! Got any luck?"

"Oh shut up. You know Evans is the hardest girl to get and no I am having zero luck."

"Your gonna need all the luck you can get."

"Huh? Oh hey Remus!"

"Why? What does the perfect 'Prefect' know that we don't?"

"Well Sirius, you know how Christmas is coming up, Dumbledore has decided to have a Christmas Ball."

"Oh goody!"

Just as the three Marauders finished talking, they went in the Gryffindor Common room, deciding which girl to go with. Sirius was in such a jolly golly mood that for the first time since second year, he forgot to make his trip down to the kitchens for his midnight snack. James sat there, sulking, he knew that he was the second cutest guy in the whole school (unfortunately for him, Sirius placed first), the girl he wanted to go with, refused to have anything to do with him. Remus on the other hand already knew who his date was going to be. There was this pretty girl whom he admired and she liked him. Both knowing that they liked each other was still too shy to talk.

"Oy! Moony my friend! Who are you going with? That Lisa girl from Ravenclaw?"

"Um...yeah...I hope so."

"Hah! You guys like each other! It's so obvious, you stare at each other almost every time you are around each other, and yet you guys are too shy to talk!"

"Poor Moony! Hasn't being around Sirius the great have any affect on you?"

Lily's Dorm

"Lily your back!"

"Hi Soph."

"What's the matter? Meet Potter again."

"Wow! You must be psychic!"

"Oh come on, he can't be that bad!"

"Shut up Bella. That was the...um...279th time he's asked to go out with me!"

"So then that must mean you said 'no' to him 279 times right?"

"Wow! Bella good for you!"

"Soph! Whose side are you on?"

Lily tosses a pillow at Soph.

"Yeah!" Whose side are you on? One minute you're contradicting me about Potter then the next your congratulating Bella on her excellent common sense!"

"I don't know, maybe I'm neutral" Soph shrugs.

Bella tosses a pillow at Soph.

"Why are you all throwing pillows at me? What did I do?"

Silence falls over the room.

Then Lily screams,

"PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!!"

"What???" oof

"Bella look before you talk!" laughs Soph.

SMACK

"Why don't you!"

With that, the pillow fight officially started. The three girls who shared a dorm in their night clothes (actually it was just a pair of sport bras and some real short, short shorts)

In the Common Room

The Marauders were now the only ones left in the common room. Peter joined them after Sirius yelled at Remus about his shyness. Four boys, sitting around a slowly dieing fire with silence falling over them. Then suddenly Sirius thought of something.

"Hey James, say we pay a visit to Lily's dorm and see what she wears to sleep? Then you can taunt her saying that if she goes out with you, what she wears to sleep is a secret, if not, you'll tell the whole school. While you do that, I'll check up on Soph and Bella."

Without even looking at Sirius, James knew that he was grinning to himself.

"No, it won't work, if it does, she'll only be with me for the secret, not because she likes me and I want her to like me. Anyways, it might not work, she might just hex me real bad。"

"Come on James, be a sport, why don't we do it just for the fun of it?"

"Maybe"

"Anyone else up for the challenge?"

"Padfoot my man, what kinda a challenge is this, but fine I'm in although I won't enjoy it much."

"But Sirius, how do we get to girls' dorm? The stairs turn into slides when we step on it!"

"Your right 'Squeaky Peter'。That is something to think about."

Peter didn't really like being called 'Squeaky Peter', he knew that he squeaked when he talked and to defend himself against Sirius was no use.

With that, the boys were quiet once more thinking about how to get to the Girl's dorm.

Silence...

Silence...

Silen- "Ah hah!"

"What is it?"

"What if we use suction cups?"

"eh..."

"huh..."

"I have some suction cups that I bought somewhere the last time we went to Hogsmede"

"Yeah, go on"

"So what we stuck them on to our shoe, first we make a dash up the stairs, then, when it turns into a slide we use the suction cups to crawl up."

"Um, just exactly how are we going use the suction cups?"

"Remus, Remus, Remus, don't you get it? We stick one suction cup at the bottom of each of our shoes and hold one in out hands and we crawl up."

"But-"

"Yes James?"

"See, if we have suction cups on our shoe, our shoes will stick to the floor, making it-um-hard to dash up the stairs."

"Right you are."

"um..."

"Yes peter?"

"Since I'm not going, I'll change the stairs and you guys start crawling from the beginning?"

"Hey! It's actually a good idea from Wormtail! All praise Wormtail!"

"Shut Up Sirius. Sure, good idea."

"Ready guys?" Here are the suction cups."

"I still can't believe I am doing such a silly thing." Muttered Remus.

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

Meanwhile in the girls' dorm (not knowing about the boys' approaching) the pillow fight was still going on. Only, now with a few more objects (clothes, paper, light books, etc.)

"Ow! You know my stomach is uncovered! That book scratched it!"

"So what! We are all wearing the same styled might clothes!"

Only very few words could be heard over the giggling from the three girls.

The boys had made their way up the stairs (took half an hour) and placed their ears to the door, trying to see if it was safe to go in. They however, did not know that the girls put silent charm on the walls and door, not allowing all the fun they were having to be heard.

The boys, thinking that the cost was clear slowly, but silently opened the door. The three boys ducked just in time to avoid a flying pillow.

"Ahhhh!" yelled all three girls

"What the hell are you guys doing in the girls' dorm?" yelled Lily

"How did you get in?" screamed Soph.

"Please leave! We all are half naked!" with that, Bella (and Soph and Lily) started to try and cover themselves.

The three boys just stood there speechless. Partly amazed at the mess from the three neatest people they knew and how loud they were and they never heard. Also partly because they (yes even Remus) were amused at the sight of the three beautiful half naked ladies.

"How-"

"What-"

"Noise-"

"Um we'll leave, but we'll be back to interrogate you. Let's say we'll meet in the common room in five minutes."

All three girls and boys nodded.

-after the boys left-

"Argh! I can't believe those boys dared to even enter our room. Lily, I'm on your side now about the 'Marauders' or so they call them selves."

"Yeah me too. Not that they ever did interest me."

"Thanks guys"

"Let's say we hex them real bad.

"Yeah!" all three girls chorused and got dressed.

"Hey, what if we were our tanks and short shorts to keep the boys-um-say busy, while we get to work?"

"OK!"

In The Common Room

"Geez. Why are the girls late? They've never been late."

"Calm down Sirius. Have patience."

"Ok Moony, just how exactly am I supposed to do that?"

"Replay what you saw."

"Yeah, did you see the girls?"

"We all did Sirius."

"Weren't they sexy? Especially Lily. God does she have a beautiful body or what!"

"Shut UP! She's mine."

"In that case, you have some competition."

"Not fair! She likes you more than she likes me! If she were to choose between me and you, it definitely be you. But if you had her, you'd only date her for a week and dump her! She doesn't deserve that."

"Calm down James. Sirius, you're his best friend, leave Lily to him, not that anything will happen, well maybe she'll hex James real bad."

"yoo-hoo? Have you been waiting long?" a very angelic voice floated down the stairs.

There stood Lily Evans, in a halter top that revealed her belly, and some very short, short shorts showing off her long straight legs.

All the boys turned their head at the same time, only to be stunned once more by Lily's beauty. Once more, they were speechless and could only keep on staring. Soph and Bella were in charge of the pranks/hexing situations. They thought that since Lily was the prettiest one, she should do the attention taking. Although Lily didn't want to, two against one was never the easiest way to win. Before Lily showed up though, Soph and Bella made their way downstairs, avoiding the boys and started to work.

"So, are any of you boys gonna stop staring and start interrogating us, or me as you said you would?" once again, this was said in such an angelic voice that the boys stayed hypnotized, looking at her, observing every aspect about her from her shiny red hair to her beautifully manicured toes. This took a long time though since there was a lot a space in between. All in all, the observation took about ten minutes. In those ten minutes, Soph and Bella had put color changing dye in their hair (it changed color every time you touched your hair), Bella, who was very good at Transfiguration, transfigured the boys' clothes into some lady clothes. Sirius wore a pair of very tight short shorts and an extremely tight halter top that said 'Boys Suck'; James wore a long ballroom dress with a corset that was put tightly on him, the dress itself was very long with lots of flowers and ribbons; Remus wore a hot pink bikini with the imprints of a ballerina in a light pink tutu. The clothes, and corsets, at first hung lightly on the boys so as to not distract their trance. Finally, after the trance was over and the boys stopped looking, they asked Lily to come down.

"Ummmm..."

"Are you done staring?"

"Uh..Yes! yes we are."

Lily tried hard to suppress her laughter, she came down the stairs and stood in front of the boys.

"You boys are so gonna get it for walking into our dorm. You have a lot of nerve to even get up the stairs! You guys are so in for it. We put a silent charm on the walls and doors of our room so the noise couldn't be heard from the outside. We were having a pillow fight that included more than pillows, and yes we were half naked." Then Lily winked and with a flick of Bella's wand, the clothes and corsets became tight.

The boys feeling the squeeze looked own at their clothes, and were well shocked.

Then Bella spoke, "Your clothes are from 'Girly Girly Store' (a/n I made up the store) and your hair color absolutely suits you!" with that, she passes out mirrors to the boys who stared at their faces in horror. Soph also added makeup. Let's see, all the boys had dark red lipstick, lots and lots of blush making their face all red, and hot pink eye shadow that not only covered the eyelids but everywhere around the eyes.

By now, the girls couldn't withhold their laughter anymore and were rolling on the floor with laughter. They were also clutching their stomachs' from the pain from laughing.

James was the first one to recover.

"What the hell did you guys do!!!!???" roared James just quiet enough to not disturb the others sleeping. The giggling died down a little.

"We thought that if you wanted to see what us, girls, wore, maybe you should see it on yourself." Another giggling fit took over.

Now the boys were mad. Worse, they had trouble breathing. Only Remus had it easy. Sirius who was also having trouble breathing was admiring his clothing.

"Hmmmm.... I must really need to shave my legs. There is way to much hair. Maybe I should get one of those 'Venus' razors to shave, that way the shave might look more feminine And the top is just wonderful. My back feels so cool. Now only if I had breasts, this would make me look more appealing. Now, my makeup could use a little touch-up, maybe not so much of that powder thing on my cheeks and they thing around my eye could be reduced a little. The lipstick could use a better color though. Hmmmm..."

Everybody stared at Sirius as if he was crazy. Even the girls stopped laughing.

"Um, Padfoot my buddy, are you feeling okay? I mean, those are girl clothes your talking about."

"I'm perfectly ok. Hey Bella! Do you know how to make me some boobs?"

"Uhh...Sirius, I think you've gone a little too far. Soph, Lil, what should we do?"

"Um, you can change Sirius back, keep James and Remus that way though."

"Ok." Then she muttered something under her breath and Sirius clothes were back to normal and the makeup was gone.

"Hey! I liked those clothes!"

"Shut up! Go admire James and Remus then."

"OK. Let's see... James, your makeup could use the same touch-up my makeup needed. Oh! Look at your dress! Its long and overflowing in a pretty pink color! The flowers and ribbons accent it! You look so girly and yet so pretty! And Remus, I never you did ballet. You really need a tan though or else the bikini won't look good on you. Pink doesn't really match you green hair though. You should also go on a diet, that belly there is suppose to be tucked in. You also need to shave your legs. I'll make myself a note to buy two of those 'Venus' razors."

"Sirius-"

"No need to thank Remus my friend, It's my pleasure to help you."

Everybody just stood there quiet and shocked. James tried tugging at his clothes but they were stuck onto him. Remus just looked real embarrassed. The blush on him wasn't needed.

"Ah hah! Remus, you need to go on a diet, while I'm buying our razors I'll also buy you that muggle drink, I think its called 'Slim Fast'. All you do is drink that and you'll get slim fast! Sirius, you are one clever kid. Ha ha ha."

Lily chuckled a bit but stopped.

"You boys should know better to enter a girl's dorm. This is your punishment. If we think there should be more punishments, they shall come when we think of it. Boys, this is a war, and its not over. We will come out victorious!" With that Bella changed James and Remus back and beckoned Lily and Soph to follow her back to their dorm.

James and Remus stood there partly relieved that they were back to normal but also in shock. War? What was that about? All they knew was that those girls weren't going to be easy to beat, they were good at Transfigurations, Potions, and Charms. They had to be careful now and stay on their good side.