So, one day France decides to commit a serious misconduct in the midst of playing against Kazakhstan during the world cup. Due to unforeseen circumstances, France obtained a severe head injury from a toaster, whilst attempting to make French toast. Thus, he forgot he was playing football and proceeded to play basketball.
The Good people of Belgium were deeply angered by this method of cheating, thus they responded by hurling various assortments of chocolate at the French Hockey players. The people of Belgium decided to improve their international relations with The Principality Of Liechtenstein by ordering several million bouquets of Edelweiss, so that they might chuck them at France.
Sadly, it had not been recorded that France was in fact deeply allergic to flowers. Thus he died. The people of France decided to return to their Canadian roots, in order to apologize for their dead nations cheating, they decided to make up with Kazakhstan by placing Borat as the head of their country. Also, the "Britis" were sad.
LA ENDDDD!1
