Go figure.

Finally, I have a chance to get away from that pig, Tony. Someone who loves me back.

Yet, he can't 'be with me'.

Go figure.

I love him back too. He's kind, caring, strong, and not a pig. Actually, that's an insult to pigs!

Go figure.

What does he think I am? Some girl who cares about every little detail?

I don't care if he's a pig!

Go figure.

I'll show him we're more meant to be then he thought.

Go figure.

He's a pig and I'm a cow.