hi, have a cookie and enjoy this very crappily put together story about moi

also a crazy sociopath just so you know

Right, okay this was boring

so boring

Parents have gone to work on a business trick

convinced them that I could take of myself

I'm an idiot

too boring to handle for my stupid little mind I though to myself.

And that's when everything exploded and every character that I have known popped out of the ceiling.

nope,

did not happen... I wish it did.

No right now I was currently procrastinating on a important assignment due the tomorrow that was approximately 25% of my mark... something that I should not be procrastinating on indeed but it was to boring.

Also because I had recently gotten into Doctor Who, a show about crazy alien attacks and stupid people who have no COMMON SENSE!

Oh look, a random stranger who is obviously and Alien has showed up! What to do/

I know! I'll just travel with him to time and space! While also putting my self in danger while also endangering everyone around because seriously.

It's 2015... who even exercises anymore?!

But I guess it was a fictional world and now I guess some people actually do exercise. Right time to make a list

HOW ARE MY CHANCES IN THE DOCTOR WHO WORLD!

Exercise: I am okay at that, I'm stuck at home literally all the time but I'm good at long distance running and have competed in championships before, I can throw a few blockable punches, but seriously. A tiny 4"9 girl who gets mistaken by two grades lower all the damn time!? Not going to make it even in the Dora the Explorer universe. Jeez

Knowledge: pretty good, procrastinates A LOT though

social skills: heh, I'm obsessed with anime and other non sociol stuff

no face book (THE SHAME!)

No twitter (STOP THROWING STONES!)

and no instagram and other stuff (I SAID I'M SORRY!)

also extremely awkward in random situations but not clumsy...just awkward.

FINAL RESULT: PROBABLY GOING TO EXPLODE IN SPACE SOMEHOW, OR BREAK THE TARDIS BY ENTERING IT.

FINAL VERDICT: SO GLAD I'M NOT IN IT RIGHT NOW!

And this was when a curious noise sounded in the living room.

It was a wooshing sound

calming I guess, strange... It's sound's exactly like

.

Like.

.

The

.

.

TARDIS.

.

.

ASDFADJFASHFKJASHFH!

THE TARDIS! WHAT THE F*** IS THE TARDIS DOING IN MY TINY CRAMPED ARPARTMENT!? EXPLAIN!

And so I rushed out of the bedroom to where the TARDIS should be.

It was there. It was also pretty cool, I mean the outside didn't really matter but look at the beautiful supposed inside.

Right okay. WHY IS HE EVEN HERE? WHICH DOCTOR?WHICH TIMELINE? IS ROSE GONE YET? HAS THE TWELTH DOCTOR MAGICALLY APPEARED!? IS CLARA OSWIN OSWALD STILL DEAD! TELL ME NOW! And then the door creaked open.

S***

forget what I said about what I need to know, I am locking my self in the bathroom thank you very much.

And so I did. Using the crack beneath the door I saw the doors open and catched the glimpse of the inside

I wanted to faint

And then I saw the Tenth Doctor step out of the TARDIS door

I wanted to die

And then he took his sonic screwdriver out, waved around a few times,, muttered a phrase and proceeded to the bath room

WHAT THE F*** IS HAPPENING!GO AWAY REAL FICTIONAL CHRACTER, I'M NOT IN A DREAM OR ON DRUGS AND I NEED YOU TO GO NOW THANK YOU!

And so he unlocked the door, went into the bathroom and saw me in my state of mass shock.

which was reflected in his shock too.

This was a mirror of shock I was in, and then he looked around and said under his breath

'Hmmm, strange, the aura emitting from this room suggests a much older person but it turns out to only be a 4 th grade child"

no

he did not just insult my height

he's going to die

'OY YOU LITTLE BRAT ! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL ! I'M NOT SMALL! I'M JUST SURROUNDED BY TALL PEOPLE LIKE YOU MR

6 FOOT MONSTER ALIEN THINGY MA BOB!"

And he looked shocked

well I was lunging for his bare neck not caring that he was famous and alien while my face was screaming bloody murder of a disturbingly grotesque image that I could somehow picture.

I had a weird childhood that I'm still in now.

He used witchcraft to dodge my hand murder and now I have a sore hand while also looking at the 'oncoming storm'

not really rainy if you ask me

* ba dum tish*

okay I'll leave

bye

...you know what no I won't

because right now he's looking at me like I was an alien

while grabbing his screwdriver...

I'm not trusting this worshipped man alien

No matter how fangirl worthy

I'm running

out the door with my wallet.

looking back at his stunned face I was running epically until

I well

ran into a pole

and I fainted in the most damn old lady way

prematurely.

YAY!

okay, next story I'll never update has been done

but you don't know that

so hurry up and R an' R while F an' F ing. I'll give you a cookie