Let's Play Donkey Kong
Author: Jaded Since Conception 86
Author's Note: Chomping on them purple pancakes, feeling so strong. I call these bitches Donkey Kong!
Chapter One
Prince Charming and Snow staked out at the furthest tower from the Kingdom. They sat out front of the Prince Charming's beach manor. As they got blazed on Pink Champagne Kush.
"Woo!" Snow said, exhaling another cloud of pink smoke. "This is the business!" She put the blunt to her lips and inhaled. Then passed it to Prince Charming.
"You' right!" He said, taking a drag of the blunt. Sifting a few breaths in, his chest pokes out like a shield. Then immediately exhales a stream of steam.
"Prince, you think they'll ever find out, we've been fucking this entire time?" Snow asked, frowning cutely.
"No, not likely," Prince said, shaking his head no. He passed the blunt back to Snow.
"Who gives a fuck," Snow blurted, giggling hysterically.
"Ahahahahahaa!" Prince Charming threw his head back and laughed out loud. Snow stares at him for a second. He looked so cute. Then laughed along with him. She passed the blunt to Prince Charming.
"(Ahh) My head fills like a balloon," Snow said, looking strange.
"Yeah, it sort of looks like one too," Prince Charming blurted, grinning.
"Fuck you," Snow spat, sticking her tongue out at the blonde.
"Don't temp me," Prince Charming said, with a mischievous grin.
"You wouldn't dare!" Snow said, looking more intrigued than offended.
Prince Charming looked innocent as ever, than smirked hard. And sets up to pounce like a cat.
"I'm gonna get, "Prince said, in a low, sexy as voice. Snow gasped, dramatically. And slowly back away.
"Prince Char- Aah!" Snow yelped, as the frisky blonde pounced. The brunette lept up out of the way and took off.
"Roaaaaaaaaaar!" Prince Charming roared, as he sprinted after the young maiden. He caught her near the door. And pinned her to the wall.
"Ahahahahahahaaah!" Snow giggled, struggling to get away.
"Atlast my dear madian, Snow, hear from my heart," He said, with the dreamy face. "Awe," Snow sighed, totally impressed.
"I love you more and more, every day, in my heart, you will always stay. Me forever your stead and Prince, and you my Princess!" Prince Charming said, singing out the last word.
"Ohh! My Prince Charming, you dawg!" Snow said, all dramatically touching her chest in mock over joy. Her best smile in place. Prince Charming leaned back dramatically, arms wide.
"I love you too!" Snow blurted, pouncing on the awesome blonde, taking him down.
A/N: Well, that was fun. I love Donkey Kong! Hahahahaa... 420'd right now….. Ahh, purp Kush... yeesssssssssss. "OUAT, motha'fucka' why hate it. Once Upon A Time down yo' throat, gotta stay hydrated…
