A/N: Any ideas? Please review!
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
I'm in love with Annabeth, okay? OKAY PEOPLE? Stop trying to pair with me with Rachel (Perachel. Yes, I know your ship names.) or Thalia (Palia). For one, Rachel is the oracle, and can not date, remember? Also, Thalia is a hunter. She swore off boys.
Also, please stop writing about me dating a goddess. One, I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date Hera. She hates me. Also, Athena is my girlfriend's mom, so that's just kind of weird. Okay, really weird.
You know what else? Artemis and Hestia are maiden goddesses. (Well, so is Athena, but that's different.)
They are, like, what, five thousand years old, and Artemis still hates boys. Ya. Looong time. Don't think she's ending that any time soon. Besides, Hestia is sort of like my aunt. I am, in no way, shape, or form, dating my aunt. Even though gods don't have DNA.
There's all sorts of ships I haven't even gotten to yet. (*shudders*) Like me and Clarisse. Uh-uh people. No way.
Love (or die!),
Percy Jackson
