Me: "Whoops… sorry about that!"
Director: "Kiaser!"
Me: "Meep!"
Director: Can we focus!"
Me: "What is… focus?"
Director: "Why does the best ninja/killer/spy person have to be this god damn annoying?"
Me: (shrugs) "I was dropped on my head when I was born… many times."
Director: (shakes his head) "You have to infiltrate Young Justice and… get Kid Flash and Artemis together..."
Me: (giggles) "Okay sure… I love them together!"
Director: (scowling) "Did you hack our database again?"
Me: (scooting towards the door) "Noooo… why would you ask such a question?"
Director: (Stepping towards me) "Cancel that!"
Me: (sprinting away) Nope my mind can't be reprogrammed now that I have orders!
Director: "Damn you Kaiser!"
Me: (laughing manically) "Yes!"
Meanwhile at Mount. Justice
Robin: "Sooo… who wants pizza?"
Kid Flash: "Me!"
Artemis: "Ugh, you're such a pig!"
Kid Flash: "Whatever Blondie!"
Supergirl: "Is that supposed to be an insult Kid Mouth?"
Robin: (turning wildly) "Who said that?"
Supergirl: (walks over to Robin) "Me…"
Robin: (calms down) "Oh hey Supes what'cha doing here?"
Supergirl: "Coming to meet the newest super, and Kid Flash being a blond is awesome so mind your manners!"
Kid Flash: (flinching) "Of course master…"
Artemis: (laughing) "Master?"
Supergirl: (smirking) "Wally and I have a… fascinating relationship!"
Robin: (laughing his awesome ninja laugh) If he does anything to make her mad she beats him up and makes him call her master!"
Artemis: (looking inspired) "You should join our team!"
Supergirl: "Nope, sorry can't! I'm a solo rider!"
Robin: "Is Batgirl here too?"
Supergirl: "Nope! Anyways I need to talk to Superboy!"
Superboy: "What?"
Supergirl: (leans in and whispers to Superboy)
Superboy: (looking shocked) "Really?"
Supergirl: (laughing) "Yeah!" (leans in to whisper more)
Meghan: (looking suspiciously at Supergirl) "Who is that and what are they talking about?"
Robin: "Supergirl and we have no idea!"
Superboy: (yells) "Superman did that!"
Supergirl: (yells) "I know right!"
Robin: (ninja laughing) "Are you gossiping about Superman?"
Supergirl: "Nope!"
Robin: "Yep!"
Supergirl: "Nope!"
Robin: "Yep!"
Supergirl: "Nope!"
Meanwhile in Gotham
Me: "Barbra it has been… months since I've seen you!"
Batgirl: (runs up and hugs me) "I know right! I have been forced to live without my unidragon buddy!"
Me: (nodding) "I know how much that must have hurt you…"
Batgirl: (laughing) "It was worse for Kiera!"
Me: (still nodding) "I would hate to miss out on all this!"
Batgirl: "What can I do for you?"
Me: (looking semi-serious) "I need to speak to Batman! It is urgent!"
Batgirl: (confused) "Then why did you come to me?"
Me: (starts sobbing) "Because I miss you!"
Batgirl: (starts sobbing also) "While I missed you too!"
Me: (walk into the bat cave) "BATTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Batman: (annoyed) "What Kiaser?"
Me: "I have a mission that requires me to infiltrate the group Young Justice and…"
Batman: (giving me the bat glare) "I will not help you kill my team!"
Me: "Not killing more like getting Kid Flash and Artemis to date!"
Batman: "Oh… sorry."
Me: "I can be BatUnidragon!"
Batman: "God… No you can not!"
Me: "I will go BatUnidragon on you!"
Batman: (pales) "Fine!"
Meanwhile at Mount. Justice (an hour has passed)
Robin: "Yep!"
Supergirl: "Nope!"
Robin: "Yep!"
Batman: "Enough! This is your new team member, BatUnidragon!"
Me: (smiling) "Was sup!"
Supergirl: "Kiaser!"
Me: "Way to blow my cover!"
Kid Flash: "You're superhero name is BatUnidragon and your real name is Kiaser! Wooww, you've got some imagination there!"
Me: (growls) "I will strangle you if you do not apologize!"
Supergirl: "Kiaser is serious!"
Kid Flash: (becomes pale) "I'm sorry!"
Me: (start to maliciously grin) "Too late!"
Kid Flash: "Whaa?"
Supergirl: "It was nice knowing ya KF!"
Me: (pouting) "damn, damn, damn it!"
Supergirl: "What's wrong?"
Me: (still pouting) "I can't kill him… I can only maim him… sucks!"
Supergirl: "Why not?"
Me: (still pouting) "Batman and…" (mumbles the last part)
Supergirl: (grinning) "Oh! It's like that!"
Me: (suddenly smirking) "Yep! I also get a utility belt!"
Batman: "Team introduce your selves!"
Robin: (grinning) "I'm Robin… so are you part of the bat family?"
Me: (looking shocked) "I have a family thank you very much! The Unidragon family is the most awesomest family ever!"
Kid Flash: (smiling seductively) "I'm Kid Flash beautiful!"
Me: O.O
Kid Flash: ; p
Me: T.T
Artemis: "I'm Artemis!"
Meghan: "I'm Meghan!"
Aqualad: "I am Calder!"
Zatanna: "I'm Zatanna!"
Me: "I'm Kiaser!"
Superboy: "I'm Conner!"
Kid Flash: "Unidragons don't exist!"
Me: "Unidragon powers!" (turns into a Unidragon)
Kid Flash: (faints)
Me: "Meep!"
Robin: "What?"
Me: (turns human again) "Unidragon language is composed of Meeps!"
Robin: Okay!"
