Me: "Whoops… sorry about that!"

Director: "Kiaser!"

Me: "Meep!"

Director: Can we focus!"

Me: "What is… focus?"

Director: "Why does the best ninja/killer/spy person have to be this god damn annoying?"

Me: (shrugs) "I was dropped on my head when I was born… many times."

Director: (shakes his head) "You have to infiltrate Young Justice and… get Kid Flash and Artemis together..."

Me: (giggles) "Okay sure… I love them together!"

Director: (scowling) "Did you hack our database again?"

Me: (scooting towards the door) "Noooo… why would you ask such a question?"

Director: (Stepping towards me) "Cancel that!"

Me: (sprinting away) Nope my mind can't be reprogrammed now that I have orders!

Director: "Damn you Kaiser!"

Me: (laughing manically) "Yes!"

Meanwhile at Mount. Justice

Robin: "Sooo… who wants pizza?"

Kid Flash: "Me!"

Artemis: "Ugh, you're such a pig!"

Kid Flash: "Whatever Blondie!"

Supergirl: "Is that supposed to be an insult Kid Mouth?"

Robin: (turning wildly) "Who said that?"

Supergirl: (walks over to Robin) "Me…"

Robin: (calms down) "Oh hey Supes what'cha doing here?"

Supergirl: "Coming to meet the newest super, and Kid Flash being a blond is awesome so mind your manners!"

Kid Flash: (flinching) "Of course master…"

Artemis: (laughing) "Master?"

Supergirl: (smirking) "Wally and I have a… fascinating relationship!"

Robin: (laughing his awesome ninja laugh) If he does anything to make her mad she beats him up and makes him call her master!"

Artemis: (looking inspired) "You should join our team!"

Supergirl: "Nope, sorry can't! I'm a solo rider!"

Robin: "Is Batgirl here too?"

Supergirl: "Nope! Anyways I need to talk to Superboy!"

Superboy: "What?"

Supergirl: (leans in and whispers to Superboy)

Superboy: (looking shocked) "Really?"

Supergirl: (laughing) "Yeah!" (leans in to whisper more)

Meghan: (looking suspiciously at Supergirl) "Who is that and what are they talking about?"

Robin: "Supergirl and we have no idea!"

Superboy: (yells) "Superman did that!"

Supergirl: (yells) "I know right!"

Robin: (ninja laughing) "Are you gossiping about Superman?"

Supergirl: "Nope!"

Robin: "Yep!"

Supergirl: "Nope!"
Robin: "Yep!"

Supergirl: "Nope!"

Meanwhile in Gotham

Me: "Barbra it has been… months since I've seen you!"

Batgirl: (runs up and hugs me) "I know right! I have been forced to live without my unidragon buddy!"

Me: (nodding) "I know how much that must have hurt you…"

Batgirl: (laughing) "It was worse for Kiera!"

Me: (still nodding) "I would hate to miss out on all this!"
Batgirl: "What can I do for you?"

Me: (looking semi-serious) "I need to speak to Batman! It is urgent!"

Batgirl: (confused) "Then why did you come to me?"

Me: (starts sobbing) "Because I miss you!"

Batgirl: (starts sobbing also) "While I missed you too!"

Me: (walk into the bat cave) "BATTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Batman: (annoyed) "What Kiaser?"

Me: "I have a mission that requires me to infiltrate the group Young Justice and…"

Batman: (giving me the bat glare) "I will not help you kill my team!"

Me: "Not killing more like getting Kid Flash and Artemis to date!"
Batman: "Oh… sorry."

Me: "I can be BatUnidragon!"

Batman: "God… No you can not!"

Me: "I will go BatUnidragon on you!"

Batman: (pales) "Fine!"

Meanwhile at Mount. Justice (an hour has passed)

Robin: "Yep!"

Supergirl: "Nope!"

Robin: "Yep!"

Batman: "Enough! This is your new team member, BatUnidragon!"

Me: (smiling) "Was sup!"

Supergirl: "Kiaser!"

Me: "Way to blow my cover!"

Kid Flash: "You're superhero name is BatUnidragon and your real name is Kiaser! Wooww, you've got some imagination there!"

Me: (growls) "I will strangle you if you do not apologize!"

Supergirl: "Kiaser is serious!"

Kid Flash: (becomes pale) "I'm sorry!"

Me: (start to maliciously grin) "Too late!"

Kid Flash: "Whaa?"

Supergirl: "It was nice knowing ya KF!"

Me: (pouting) "damn, damn, damn it!"

Supergirl: "What's wrong?"

Me: (still pouting) "I can't kill him… I can only maim him… sucks!"

Supergirl: "Why not?"

Me: (still pouting) "Batman and…" (mumbles the last part)

Supergirl: (grinning) "Oh! It's like that!"

Me: (suddenly smirking) "Yep! I also get a utility belt!"

Batman: "Team introduce your selves!"

Robin: (grinning) "I'm Robin… so are you part of the bat family?"

Me: (looking shocked) "I have a family thank you very much! The Unidragon family is the most awesomest family ever!"

Kid Flash: (smiling seductively) "I'm Kid Flash beautiful!"

Me: O.O

Kid Flash: ; p

Me: T.T

Artemis: "I'm Artemis!"

Meghan: "I'm Meghan!"

Aqualad: "I am Calder!"

Zatanna: "I'm Zatanna!"

Me: "I'm Kiaser!"

Superboy: "I'm Conner!"

Kid Flash: "Unidragons don't exist!"

Me: "Unidragon powers!" (turns into a Unidragon)

Kid Flash: (faints)

Me: "Meep!"

Robin: "What?"

Me: (turns human again) "Unidragon language is composed of Meeps!"

Robin: Okay!"