"HELLO, AND WELCOME TO DESTROY BUILD DESTROY!" Some annoying guy shouted into a camera, getting spit all over the lens. "That's right! A live action show on CARTOON NETWORK! BECAUSE IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!"
Meanwhile, at a bar nearby… Tony Stark sat in his Iron Man suit, helmet off, beer in hand. "Turn that shit OFF!" He raised his hand and blasted the TV.
"Aren't you supposed to be there today?" A random dude next to him asked. "You posted on your Twitter and said..."
"I'm supposed to be a lot of places" Tony belched loudly. "Like banging your mom, now shut the hell up." Iron Man focused back on the bartender. "So then I said to him… 'You know what, Aquaman? You and your whales suck!' And then he started crying like the pussy he is."
The bar tender just stared at Iron Man as he laughed uncontrollably, chugging down his beer. "Sir, I think you've had enough to drink."
Tony's mood suddenly changed from jolly to serious and pissed. "I am Iron Man, and I'll tell you when I've had enough…" After giving the bar tender a stare for a few moments, he passed out onto the ground.
The man just sighed and moved on to his other customers. "That was only his second drink too."
