Author's Notes: Forget Team Edward or Team Jacob! Team Rocket will blow you away.
Bella-Sue had just stepped out of the movie theater with Jacob Pedoblack and Edward Stu on either side of her, holding her hands and glaring menacingly at eachother.
"Wasn't that a great movie" Bella-Sue asked. "I LOVED Avachar! The way they became Charmander and the...and the special effects. I loved it when Jake evolved!"
"I would have prefered to see that new Star Wars movie," Jacob muttered. "A Mew Hope."
"The Phantom Mewtwo is the best in the series," Edward said with much stone-cold blazing chagrin.
"Rattatavar: The Last Flying-Type will be better than all of those movies," cried a voice.
Bella-Sue, Edwart and Pedobear turned to see two people and a Meowth behind them. The two people had white clothes with a giant red R on the shirt. The Meowth was on its hind legs.
"Prepare for trouble," said the woman with flowing red hair.
"And make it double," said the man with blue hair.
"To protect the world from devestation."
"To unite our people within our nation."
"To denounce the evils on fanfiction." "To defeat our writing with perfect diction."
"Jesse!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket blasts of at the sound of that girl's wail!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fail!"
"Meowth, that's right!" the Meowth chimed in.
"Wobbuffet!" a Wobbuffet chimed in.
"What the hell is this?" Edward said with much hardened chagrin. "Oops, heck."
"We're here to steal your Bella's," Jesse said.
"Why?" Bella screamed.
Yeah, she isn't worth much, Jacob and Edward thought.
"Because Mary-Sues are worth a lot to our boss," James said.
"Da baws wants to create an awmy of Sues to conquer da world!" Meowth said with a grin.
"Holy Crobat!" Bella shrieked. "Edward, Jacob, fight for me, because I'm weak and female."
"You can tell they're evil because the girl is not a brunette," Jacob said as he transformed into an Ursaring.
"I'll burn them with my blazing Chagrin attack!" Edward said chagrin-ly.
"Seviper, go!" Jesse said, throwing a Pokeball and letting out a Seviper.
"Seviper!" the Seviper Sevipered.
"Carnivine, Vine Whip them, go!" James said, throwing a Pokeball and letting out a Carnivine...which proceeded to jump on James.
"Jacob, use Focus Blast!" Bella-Sue commanded. "Edward, use Rain Dance!"
"It's already raining," Edward said chagrin-ly. "This is Forks, after all - the world's rainest hole."
"Then use Return!"
"Seviper, Poison Tail!" Jesse said menecingly.
"Carnivine, Vine Whip!" James said as he tossed his Pokemon from his head.
Seviper stabbed Jacob in the side. But Jacob took advantage and blasted it at close range. Seviper gasped as it flew into its master.
"Seviper, no!" Jesse cried out. She pulled out a Pokeball and made her fainted Pokemon return.
Meanwhile, Carnivine's whips wapped around Edward.
"I thought I was done with tentacles," Edward muttered.
Edward used Return. It was strong enough to force the Carnivine to let go.
"Ha!" Jacob said smugly. "I made that seviper faint while you...ergh..."
"Jacob, what's wrong?" Bella-Sue asked.
"Looks like he's been poisoned" Brock said
Oh yeah, Brock was there.
"What do I do, Brock?"
"Call him back before he gets hurt."
"I'll be fine," Jacob winced.
"He'll be fine," Edward muttered in chagrinese.
"He'll be finished!" Jesse declared. Yanmega, I-"
"Jesse?" James looked over at his partner, she was stiff as stone.
"We must go, Jesse said. "Quick, to the balloon!"
And with that, Team Rocket ran into the theatre.
Momenta later, a Meowth head-shaped balloon rose from the rooftops. Team Rocket was inside.
Jesse and James laughed. Jesse said, "Foolish girl! We'll be back."
"Why are they leaving?" Edward asked with much chagrin.
"They must be scared," Jacob mused.
"Maybe they're scared of me," Bella said brazenly.
"Or maybe they're running away from that Legendary," Brock said, pointing towards a Rayquaza.
A Rayquaze was behind them, firing a Hyper Beam.
Author's Notes: More to come, kiddies! Don't worry, this is a warm-up chapter - it'll get much, much better as it goes along.
