Disclaimer: I do not own heroes, I do not own Sylar, I do not own Death note, I do not own the Kool-Aid man. I do own a lamp though.. XD
How Sylar got his Name
"My name is Bleach!" No wait, a second. That didn't sound right. He glanced around the room. "I am.. Uh.. Lamp!" he yelled triumphantly. "Nah, it needs a little more oomph." He looked around once more. "I've got it!" He exclaimed. "I am KIRA!" He shook his head. That was already taken. "How about… Kool-Aid!" He held a glass aloft. Said Kool-Aid man burst into the room.
"Oh yeah!" The man formerly known as Gabriel Gray blinked in confusion at the juice filled man before launching himself at it in fury.
Soon enough he was standing among the shattered remains of the Kool-Aid man.
"Oh, yeah!" he yelled. "My name is SYLAR!" as dramatic thunder and lightning boomed in the background.
AN: I was running low on sleep having finished this and three am on a school night. So it went a little odd at the end. XDD This is really really short I know, but I have like four oneshots for Fromage! XD
