The Childcare Providers at Death Eaters and Co.
Note: Hi, and thanks for checking out my new story! For those of you that haven't read my other stories, I highly recommend that you do so, especially "My Love" which is a short, very humorous piece about… well… love.
This story takes place at the end of Harry's fifth year. It will contain a lot of humor, especially in later chapters, because I have some hilarious things planned…
The basic plot of this story is that Voldemort gets turned into a baby and many interesting things take place as the Death Eaters try to take care of him, after moving into a Muggle neighborhood and going into hiding.
Enjoy, and don't for get to review!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot and an itty-bitty, tiny-teeny, yellow polka-dot bikini. Everything else belongs to J. K. Rowling, but I plan to steal it all back from her once I take over the entire universe and all of its contents! Muhahahahaha!
Chapter 1 – The Death Eaters Have a Baby
"Avada Kedevra!" Voldemort screamed. Harry ducked, and just in time. The spell hit a large bowl of purple liquid, which splashed entirely on Voldemort.
There was a large burst of blue smoke, and a very big bang. Harry dashed out of the room to join his friends, leaving Voldemort there.
"Lord?" Lucius Malfoy called. Snape followed him into the room.
"Waahh!" a little toddler cried.
"Sir? Lord Voldemort?" Snape said, unsure of whether to run or scream.
"Waahh!" the baby shrieked.
Lucius and Snape turned to each other.
"Uh-oh…" they said simultaneously.
"What do we do??!!" Bellatrix Lestrange wondered while pacing around in the basement of Lucius Malfoy's home. "The Ministry will be here soon, and we need to get out of here??!!"
In the corner of the room, Wormtail was cradling baby Voldemort.
"Gahh!" the toddler laughed.
"WORMTAIL WOULD YOU STOP PLAYING WITH THE BABY AND HELP US HERE??!!!!" Bellatrix shrieked.
"Fine, all right!" Wormtail said reluctantly.
"We need to go into hiding!" Snape said.
"Great job, genius! Where??!!" Lucius snapped. He was not very happy with the toddler situation.
"No place in the wizarding world is safe anymore, we have to go to a Muggle place," Antonin Dolohov, the man who murdered the Prewetts, reasoned.
"Well, I guess you're right," Bellatrix said. "But where?"
"We can move into a house near Privet Drive, where that Potter boy lived," Lucius said.
"Okay, but we need to leave now, before they-" Snape said, but was cut short.
There was a crack, and an official from the Ministry of Magic had Apparated into the room.
"You are arrested for the murders of-" the wizard started, but never got to finish.
"APPARATE!!!" Bellatrix screamed.
"But I don't know how-" Wormtail began, but Snape grabbed his arm and they Apparated away into the night.
"You have the right to an attorney!" the wizard called after them.
Note: I hope you enjoyed Chapter 1! Please review, it makes me update faster!
P.S. If any Harry Potter experts who are reading this know the names of a few other Death Eaters, could you be so kind as to review and share them with me? Thanks!
