"Hey Toadette..." Ness stated as he approached Toadette, with them being in the park surrounding the Smash Mansion, touching his fingertips together. "I've been noticing how innocent you look. I... kinda like it."
"...thanks?" Toadette remarked as a slight blush appeared on her face, quite surprised by Ness' statement. "You know, you're a good friend, Ness, but... I don't think we're, uh... meant to be."
"...Wha... huh?" Ness gasped as he had a shocked look on his face. "What do you mean-"
Toadette rubbed her right arm with her left hand, glancing at the clear blue sky. "Well... I'm interested in Dry Bowser... and Petey Piranha... and Popo..."
Ness felt his heart sink a bit as he appeared to be on the verge of tears. "W-well... I was j-just s-suggesing..." He sniffed as he shook his head and dashed away, tears falling from his eyes.
Toadette could feel a bit disheartened as she placed her hands on her face. "Oh poo, I think I did a bad thing... there's only one thing I could do now..."
"...so you came to me?" Lady Palutena remarked as she was stretching her legs out on the floor of her room, farting as she sighed of relief.
Toadette nodded as she was watching Palutena stretch and fart. "Y-yeah... I want to make Ness feel better... I can't help but see him crushed like that..."
Palutena smiled as she stood up and bent over, letting out a raunchy fart as she placed her hands on Toadette's shoulders. "Well lucky for you, I know just how to make your relationship better. I do a lot of shipping stuff with Peach and Female Robin, you see."
"...you're into shipping?" Toadette remarked as her eyes widened a bit in shock.
Palutena nodded, winking as she let loose a wet fart. "You bet I'm a shipper! And We are gonna sort out this little problem of yours... right after I get done stretching!" She bent over and farted again, with Toadette blushing as she watched.
