Lemons are stupid, so i decided to do a parody on them.
Sonic was walking on the sidewalk until he saw Amy.
"Hey Amy!" said Sonic as he walked towards Amy.
"Hey Sonic!" said Amy.
"How are you doing?" said Sonic.
"Fine." said Amy.
"Wanna fuck?!" said Sonic
"YEAHHHHHHHHH!" said Amy as she grabbed Sonic's hand and went in Sonic's house
When they got in Sonic's room, they took off all of their clothes, went on the bed and started fucking each other. Sonic and Amy were moaning through out the whole thing. They fucked each other for 9 hundred hours until Sonic accidentally broke his penis.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! MY DICK!" said Sonic.
Tails was watching them through the window which scarred him for life. He then picked up a gun and shot himself.
"HOLY SHIT, TAILS IS DEAD!" said Sonic while Amy was screaming like crazy.
"Oh, wait, we never liked him." said Sonic as Amy stopped screaming. "But WHAT IF THE COPS COME AND ARREST US!" Amy and Sonic started screaming like crazy.
The cops came out of Amy's vagina and arrested them. "You horny fuck-cunts!" said one of the cops as he forced Sonic and Amy into the police car.
After they left, it turned out that Tails was still alive.
"FUCK! WHY CAN'T I DIE!" said Tails.
The End.
I'm not gonna use this form of writing in Stupid Sonic Stories BTW. Also, sorry, that the story's short.
