Side-Effects

Author's notes:

AlIa-17: Minna! This is my fic, so go please easy on me kaaay! Joining me is xxmaniac . freakxx, my BETA reader and BFF! Sorry about the spacing between the c, period and f... For some reason, it keeps on getting deleted even if I tried to save it over and over again... ==a

xxmaniac . freakxx: It's fine Alia! Hey~ho minna! Let's get this started! Support us okay! ;)

Both: R&R minna, arigato!

Warnings:

AlIa-17: Alright, ehm… This fic may include…

xxmaniac . freakxx: …..violence, swearing and a lot of drunken guardians and characters.

DISCLAIMER:

AlIa-17: I do NOT own KHR nor its contents. They all belong to the great Amano Akira.

xxmaniac . freakxx: Emmm, am I reading this correctly? *looks at script*

AlIa-17: Just say it.

xxmaniac . freakxx: Ehm, alright, ALL HAIL AKIRA-SAMA!

Both: Enjoy minna! R&R okay!

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Certain drinks have certain effects on certain people when they're high. We're going to the future a bit. Not exactly TYL, but just when Tsuna already inherited everything and is already doing an awesome job as boss of the Vongola Famiglia! Lets start with Ryohei…

RYOHEI, BURBOUN…..

It was Christmas Eve and Tsuna, Reborn and Vongola's inner circle are celebrating with a bit of drinking. It's times like these when people get carried away…

"You are an EXTREEEMEELY handsome guy!" Ryohei yelled at a mirror reflecting his own image while hiccupping and drinking another glass. The private party they're having at the mansion was in full swing around him, but he paid no attention on it, preferring to grin and flirt with himself. "Hahaha! Let's drink on your behalf! HAHAHAHAHA! CHEERS! CHEERS!"

"Onii-san…." Tsuna and the others sweat dropped at the sight while Reborn merely smirked.

GOKUDERA, BEER…..

Tsuna and the others had finished the New Year with a bit –yeah right- more drinking. If the party back at Christmas Eve was festive, then the party last night had put it to shame. But let's not talk about the party. Guess who woke up still drunk and late for a meeting Tsuna called in a few hours ago!

"Heey there minna! Sorry I'm late! Yamamoto my man how've you been! Senpai you extreme guy! Crazy new year huh!" Gokudera yelled, coming in the meeting room with a big smile. His dress shirt was rumpled, his suit unbuttoned, and his tie was hanging around his collar, which was propped up. He came over and slung an arm around Tsuna like Yamamoto usually does. "Tsuna! What's the meetin' about this time huh? You finally proposing to Kyoko?"

On that note, Tsuna coughed a bit, shocked. "Hayato…?!"

"Mm, Gokudera, something's a bit off with you today… Have you been taking extra vitamins? That's great! Hahahaha!" Yamamoto laughed good-naturedly and the others either sweat dropped, of fell backwards anime-style.

TSUNA, BARLEY WINE…..

Tsuna and the others were called to check out the new bar that the Vongola had recently opened in Sicily. They were given a few free samples by the bartenders, who were smiling and nervously grinning the whole time. And by a few free samples, I mean a whole bottle per person.

'Suck ups' Gokudera thought, taking only a bit of wine, remembering to keep check on his alcohol tolerance level. He recalled a video Tsuna had shown him of his, um, behaviour on a certain New Year's meeting and shuddered at the thought of him being so disrespectful to Tsuna.

Soon after, the guardians –Gokudera, Lambo and Ryohei- started arguing and bickering. Enraged, Gokudera turned to Tsuna who had just finished the last drop of his second barley wine bottle and ordered another bottle from the whimpering bartender who shakily set a newly opened bottle on the table in front of Tsuna, hoping for some help from him.

"Juudaime! Tell this idiota that-" Gokudera was cut off by what he, and everyone –minus Hibari who's back in Japan, Chrome who's back at Kokuyo land checking out the reconstruction and expansion of Kokuyo land and Mukuro who's still in Vendicare- thought was the scariest glare on Earth. Worst of all, it came from Tsuna. Everyone either froze, flinched or both.

"Leave me alone." Tsuna said, his voice has a hint of anger in it. It was a BIG hint. He poured out more wine into is glass and drank again.

"Eh.. Tsuna…" Yamamoto started, trying to ease the tense atmosphere. Big mistake… Tsuna finally snapped.

"Everyone leave the FUCKING room and let me FUCKING drink in peace already!" Tsuna roared. Everyone except Reborn rushed out of the room in 2 seconds flat. Reborn on the other hand, had an amused smirk plastered on as he slept.

HIBARI, SCOTCH…..

Tsuna and the inner circle of Vongola, or rather, his guardians, traveled back to Japan to check on the Foundation's work. Hibari had agreed to use his meeting room and soon after the private plane landed, they have all arrived, waiting for Hibari to come in the meeting room. Soon after, the door slammed open.

"Ohayo minna, welcome back to Japan! You guys had a good time in Italy?" Hibari asked smiling widely as he walked into the meeting room.

"Hibari-san!" Kusakabe yelled as he barged in the meeting room. Hibari sat in his seat and turned to Kusakabe.

"Shh Kusakabe-kun, it's not polite you know.." Hibari pouted. The others froze and gaped openly. Who knew Hibari was capable of any human emotion? Especially one that, dare they say, was sort of cute on the Japanese male.

"Hibari-san, you drank scotch earlier this morning didn't you?" Kusakabe sighed.

"That was some goood scotch~!" Hibari replied, smiling good-naturedly. The inner circle had promptly ended up traumatized, and the next day, battered and bruised. People who took a closer look would see that HUGE spikes and heavy metal tonfas caused them.

CHROME, WHISKY…..

Lambo was just strolling through the hallways when he heard footsteps and hiccupping, followed by a heavy scent of alcohol. Being the curious cow he is, he went to investigate; when he was suddenly pinned to the wall as he turned around a corner.

"Not the face, the ladies love the face!" Lambo whimpered, shutting his eyes hard waiting for an impact or some sort.

"Where *hic* is Mukuro *hic* sama!" A voice he knew very, very well demanded.

"Chrome-nee?" Lambo opened a single eye to be met with a VERY angry glare. If looks could kill, he would've been over-killed 10 times over, or more by now. "HIIIII! T-to-le-rate…." Lambo cried hard after trying to stay calm and Chrome threw him aside finding him annoying.

'Bossu should know where Mukuro-sama is!' Chrome thought, the alreaady thick deadly aura surrounding her thickened. Tsuna felt a shiver down his spine and reached for his gloves when the door slammed open to make way for a VERY angry girl with a murderous aura.

"C-Chrome-chan?" Tsuna asked, slightly stuttering. Chrome stomped over to him and pointed the trident Mukuro gave her at him.

"Where is *hic* Mukuro-sama?!" Chrome asked, her hiccupping decreasing. She soon felt dizzy and fell to the ground. Tsuna instantly worried, but his hyper intuition told him that nothing was wrong and was soon proven right as her chest steadily rose and fell, indicating that she had merely passed out. He couldn't help but feel sorry for her, knowing that one heck of a hangover will be barrelling her the second she wakes up.

BIANCHI, CHAMPAGNE…..

Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Bianchi, I-pin and Lambo were visiting Nana, and were welcomed as warmly as ever with a feast. Nana had already been preparing a huge pile of food ever since she received news that Tsuna and the others were visiting. Being the ever helpful big sister figure of the family, Bianchi had decided to help Nana and make some cupcakes as dessert, but not without drinking a few bottles of champagne Nana bought the other day.

"Hey guys, I made some cupcakes!" Bianchi announced carrying a tray of non-poisonous -awkward- looking cupcakes into the room, completed with winter goggles to prevent Gokudera from puking, gagging and fainting in a second flat.

"Juudaime, did aneki drink any champagne by any chance?" Gokudera asked.

"Yeah, kaa-san bought it the other day…" Tsuna replied. "Why are you asking Hayato?"

"When she gets high on champagne, she can make non-poisonous food." Gokudera announced proudly.

"Mm! Tsuna, these are good!" Yamamoto said, stuffing his mouth with a second cupcake.

"Juudaime, let's enjoy this while it lasts!" Gokudera said teary eyed, and grateful.

"Mm!" Tsuna nodded firmly.

MUKURO, MARTINI…..

"To Mukuro getting out of Vendicare!" Yamamoto exclaimed at the party guests and was soon met with an eruption of cheers and glass clinking. That's right, Rokudo Mukuro is out of Vendicare with the help of money, swearing and injuries. The said person was currently sitting comfortably on a couch with Chrome in his arms and a glass of martini in his other hand.

"Kufufu, so obvious of Tsunayoshi to throw party for my release, nee, my cute little Chrome?" Mukuro said leaning in on the madly blushing girl. He pulled the girl closer to him, her face getting redder, and redder by the second.

"Y-yes, M-Mukuro-sama." Chrome stuttered. She leaned on him shyly, earning a chuckle from Mukuro. He drank his glass and had another, after another, after another, and so on and so forth until it resulted in…

"Kufufu, thank you sooo much for this celebration you threw for me Tsunayoshi!" Mukuro yelled as he swayed a bit, leaning on his blushing vessel he still had his arms around, for support. Mukuro hugged Tsuna a bit and went back to leaning on his cute little Chrome, who staggered a bit at the sudden weight before once again regaining her balance. Gokudera was currently swearing and waving his dynamites, and is held back by Yamamoto and Ryohei on Tsuna's pleading and nervous look.

"A-ah…" Tsuna sweat dropped at the strong scent of alcohol.

"Hey, I'm going to see my best friend Kyo-kun alright? Where is he anyway? KYOOO-KUUUUUUNNN~!" Mukuro yelled as he looked around, Tsuna and his guardians –minus Chrome and Hibari who heard that call- tried to stop Mukuro from going anywhere near Hibari for the safety of EVERYONE in the town. The keyword for that sentence was TRIED people… Luckily, the only person who was hurt was Tsuna, again.

LAMBO, SAKE…..

Today was… You guessed it, Lambo's birthday. I guess the balloons, streamers, confetti, huge pile of presents, huge cake, alcoholic drinks and a honking huge banner spelling out 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAMBO' was a big give away huh?

"Happy birthday Lambo!" Everyone yelled as Lambo blew out his candles.

"Lambo, happy birthday." Tsuna said. It was Lambo's eleventh birthday today, Tsuna threw a huge party with anything and everything anyone needed for a huge birthday party, plus sake as an alcoholic beverage, since the party was somewhat Japanese-themed. Lots and lots of glasses filled with sake were lined up neatly on a huge table as guests and Family members decreased the amount of glasses in no time.

"Thanks Tsuna-nii." Lambo smiled at Tsuna who smiled back at Lambo, handing him a neatly wrapped present. It was a small box, judging from the size and shape.

"The rest is back at the mansion." Tsuna said and winked, before pointing at I-pin who was coming their way. Tsuna walked away, looking at his glass of sake, paling a bit and putting it down on the table not wanting another blackmail from Reborn. His last blackmail has something to do with a scene in a bar a few months ago.

"Happy birthday Lambo! Here's your present!" I-pin said, shoving a neatly wrapped present in front of him.

"Thanks!" Lambo happily accepted it and drank his glass of sake. Soon after, he got drunk.

"Oi! Ahoushi!" Gokudera yelled, coming up at him and dropping a fairly wrapped box in front of him.

"Yea? Oh, it's you Gokudera-san! Thank you so much!" Lambo smiled politely. Gokudera shivered a bit, horrified at the alcohol-tinted smile, and left. Reborn just ignored Lambo, not bothering to give him a present and continued to harass his student, both physically and mentally.

YAMAMOTO, PORTER...

It was another day. Tsuna was doing paperwork, Mukuro and Chrome, and Hibari were out on a mission and the others were just hanging out in the mansion when suddenly...

"Oi, what did you say Baka-dera!" A loud, angry scream echoed through the hallways. Tsuna got up and ran to the source knowing whose voice it belonged to.

"You heard me you stupid grinning Yakyuu-baka!" Gokudera yelled, ignoring the heavy scent of alcohol, which was obviously surrounding Yamamoto.

"T-Takeshi?" Tsuna asked as he arrived at the scene. When he did, he saw many other Family members already present and was as curious as he was.

"Ah, Tsuna. Tell your so called self-proclaimed right-hand man to shut it!" Yamamoto yelled.

"Why you-" Gokudera started waving his dynamites when he was met with a disapproving frown from Tsuna. Gokudera immediately stashed his dynamites at the look he was receiving from Tsuna.

"Takeshi, did you drink anything lately?" Tsuna asked noticing the heavy scent of alcohol.

"Mm, just a bit of porter!" Yamamoto replied nonchalantly. "Why? Do you have a problem with that?!" Yamamoto suddenly demanded, angering the silver-haired even further.

"Don't you disrespect Juudaime Yakyuu-baka!" Gokudera yelled, and unsurprisingly, the argument goes on for 8 long hours. Stretching far into the night, as it was already getting dark when Tsuna had give up on pacifying them.

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AlIa-17: Phew, finished! Sorry if it's not long enough for your liking minna!

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AlIa-17: SPOILER ALERT!

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