A/N Would you believe me if I wrote this while listening to Amayumerou by Rin and Miku?

Cuz I did.


The Messed Up World Of Death Note.

Where Light is a pervert.

L is desperately trying to get in Light's pants.

Ryuk isn't allowed apples.

Misa is insane with a fetish for feet.

And Near and Mello are into dressing up as twins and making out in public.

Light sighed to himself. The panties these women were wearing just weren't sexy! He even saw a middle school girl wearing bear panties. SERIOUSLY? Was she like, twelve? He should've gotten out his Death Note and killed all those S.O.B in charge of making underwear.

Unfortunately, before he could do so. A pale hand reached out and dragged him out of the girls change room. Light turned to see a horrifying scene. L was wearing a school uniform that was way too small for him and his hair was in pigtails. Light fell to the ground and crawled backwards, his face agape.

"Aren't I just, sexy?" L asked, wiggling his butt.

"G-G-G-G-GO AWAY!" Light screamed, finally getting up and sprinting down the road.

Light had run into some bad luck…literally. He nearly tripped over Misa who was on all fours, sniffing his feet. With amazing speed, she pulled his shoes and socks off and started licking his toes.

Light fought the urge to giggle, "GET OFF ME BITCH!"

"L-I-G-H-T SPELLS LIGHT!" Ryuk came out of nowhere (Cause that's what he does) and starts dancing.

"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Ni Hao-Nyan Goujasu Derishasu Dekaruchaa!" Ryuk sang, still dancing.

Light winced at the horrible noise, kicked Misa away and ran up to two blondes making out on a bench. He tapped them on their shoulder. When they turned around his eye twitched. Cosplaying as Kagamine Rin and Len were Near and Mello.

"…..Why are you making out?" asked Light.

"Cause twincest is fun!" Mello shouted. "Look at all the attention we're getting!" He points at a poster hanging in the window of a shop.

Near nods and grabs Mello to give a French kiss.

Light backs away slowly walking into something. He whirls around to see L again. This time, before he is able to run away L drags him into a very dark alley.

Near accidently gets a bit too into the kiss and pushes Mello onto Misa who bumps her head on a wall. An apple rolls out of her hand bag and lands in front of Ryuk. Ryuk reaches down and licks the apple before swallowing it whole. He grins and tips Near over rendering him unconscious.

"What the HELL just happened?" Misa reaches into her handbag and pulls out lipgloss. And mouth wash. Licking Light's feet like that cannot be good for you.


A/N

I...don't even know...