Set to the tune of Miss Susie. Since we all know exactly how well Kanda can impersonate *cough**cough*couldbe*cough**cough a woman...


Miss Kanda had a Mugen,
her Mugen was a blade,
Miss Kanda went to heaven her Mugen went to HELL...o operator please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me she'll cut off your behind the refrigerator there lay a piece of glass
Miss Kanda sat upon it and cut her little ASS...k me no more questions,
I'll tell you now more lies the Noah are in the bathroom zipping up their flies..are in the meadow,
the Akuma in the park,
Miss Kanda and her Allen are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark.