The U.S.S. Entermaze
"Who the hell designed this ship?" barked Chief of engineering Montgomery Scott "because whoever did should be shot. The entire ship is bloody MAZE!" "um, you did sir." whispered the yeoman. "You were intoxicated sir.". "Then why the heck did they build this?" "surly Starfleet has at least one person with an ounce of brains!" Scott screamed. "you signed the work order." The yeoman said.
Just then around the corner came the Vulcan science officer, Spock. (Now for the next bit to make sense you must realize that Vulcans NEVER show emotions because they are illogical) Spock's green blood was boiling "YOU! You imbecile! What were you thinking when you designed this ship?! It is so ILLOGICAL I think I will SCREAM!!!!!" the yeoman sniggered and said "I don't think he was thinking!" Scott turned and glared at the yeoman then said "If we EVER find the armory I am going to STUN you!" the yeoman just sniggered and walked away.
Right into Pavel Checkovs arms "Are you the designer of this ship?" screamed Pavel "No, but he is" said the yeoman pointing toward Scott. "I hate you Scott. I cant even get to the Deflector room because it is hidden by this stupid maze!" "well its not MY fault that I was drunk when I drew this" "Of course it is" screamed everyone.
Just then Kirk came up and said "OK I hate this ship too but lets all try to get to the comm room so we can request a transfer" then to Scott he said "if we have to resort to cannibalism, your first!" with that comment Scott turned as white as a sheet, then followed the rest.
As the group of red hot tempers traveled across the maze, they each got madder and madder at each other, until the inevitable happened; Scott knocked the yeoman out. Spock quickly thanked Scott and Pavel mumbled something like "thnkya".
When they finally reached the end of the maze they were exhausted but quickly dialed up Starfleet and when they did Starfleet said "Tough Noggies Princesses"
The End!
(Or is it?)
"Who the hell designed this ship?" barked Chief of engineering Montgomery Scott "because whoever did should be shot. The entire ship is bloody MAZE!" "um, you did sir." whispered the yeoman. "You were intoxicated sir.". "Then why the heck did they build this?" "surly Starfleet has at least one person with an ounce of brains!" Scott screamed. "you signed the work order." The yeoman said.
Just then around the corner came the Vulcan science officer, Spock. (Now for the next bit to make sense you must realize that Vulcans NEVER show emotions because they are illogical) Spock's green blood was boiling "YOU! You imbecile! What were you thinking when you designed this ship?! It is so ILLOGICAL I think I will SCREAM!!!!!" the yeoman sniggered and said "I don't think he was thinking!" Scott turned and glared at the yeoman then said "If we EVER find the armory I am going to STUN you!" the yeoman just sniggered and walked away.
Right into Pavel Checkovs arms "Are you the designer of this ship?" screamed Pavel "No, but he is" said the yeoman pointing toward Scott. "I hate you Scott. I cant even get to the Deflector room because it is hidden by this stupid maze!" "well its not MY fault that I was drunk when I drew this" "Of course it is" screamed everyone.
Just then Kirk came up and said "OK I hate this ship too but lets all try to get to the comm room so we can request a transfer" then to Scott he said "if we have to resort to cannibalism, your first!" with that comment Scott turned as white as a sheet, then followed the rest.
As the group of red hot tempers traveled across the maze, they each got madder and madder at each other, until the inevitable happened; Scott knocked the yeoman out. Spock quickly thanked Scott and Pavel mumbled something like "thnkya".
When they finally reached the end of the maze they were exhausted but quickly dialed up Starfleet and when they did Starfleet said "Tough Noggies Princesses"
The End!
(Or is it?)
