Cloud Does Seuss (And his Nails!!!) Eventually.

He sat on a table,

Why? I do not know.

I do not know why,

But it suited him, so.

And painted his nails.

Then started one toe

When all of a sudden

There landed a Blow

It looked kinda woozy

And staggered a bit

He watched it awhile

And then hollered "Shit!"

As the kitchen door opened

Yes, open it did

It flattened the creature

And in sauntered

CID!

Good morning young Spiky!

He shouted with glee

He gleefully shouted

And went to make.. Tea!

The boy was upset,

And his black laquer slipped

Until that numbskull pilot

Was expertly tripped.

Cloud pulled back his foot

With a vaguely pleased smile

Returned to his painting

Cid's language was vile!

"You calm little bastard!"

he uttered in spite

"Why I oughtta."

He could have gone on all

NIGHT!!!!

The tirade was endless

As Cloud-chan himself

It threatened his villa,

His bike and his health

But stopped in an instant

When Vincent stepped in

He came to see just

Who was making the din!

Then seeing the pilot

(pissed at being hurt)

gave Cloud a quick wink

just itching to flirt.

"Don't bother" Cloud warned,

before harm could be done,

and shrugging,

the vampire unholstered his gun

he wouldn't have shot Cid

(still prone on the tiles)

but the pilot jumped up

and ran two or three miles

alone, Cloud was nervous,

what was to be done?

"I'm flattered Vince, really.

It could have been fun.

But I'm taken already,

Remember.. Your son?"

The words were so harsh

That the vampire did cry

He sniffed just a little

(what a sensitive guy.)

then followed the pilot

it was worth a try.

Our hero was happy

With peace, for a change

And sang a quick dirge

For the creature, how strange

The short life of the Blow

It's start and it's ending

A minute or so

It had died in Death's kitchen

As he painted his toe.

He sang like an angel,

So sad was the song,

That Tifa came running

To see what was wrong.

Another nail ruined

Cloud sighed in despair

As the girl saw the gravestone

(Scotch mist and thin air)

"Oh! Poor little bunny!"

She patted his hair,

Which fell over his shoulders

All silky and fair

"I could make you so happy."

She said with a smirk

That she used far too much

For it ever to work

"Look, Tifa" he groaned,

"I've no problem with sex,

get it into your bubbly head,

as long as the person has really good pecs

and a pecker to play with in bed."

"I'm morbid by nature,

It's part of the job,

Or I'd have quite a complex by now

(Aside from the ones

Which were mostly your fault)

So get off or you join them, daft cow."

He'd only just noticed

How different he seemed

(With abnormal timing)

from Tifa. he beamed

"I'm not like you mortals,

if truth should be told

and you'll find that I'm trouble to know.

'cause the ones that love me

find they soon cease to be.

It's a bummer, but I'd pack and go."

..Okay, I've gotta stop eventually ^_^ Just say if you want more, I could go on like this for DAYS!!!! Or perhaps a suggestion of who else Cloud can tease.