Cloud Does Seuss (And his Nails!!!) Eventually.
He sat on a table,
Why? I do not know.
I do not know why,
But it suited him, so.
And painted his nails.
Then started one toe
When all of a sudden
There landed a Blow
It looked kinda woozy
And staggered a bit
He watched it awhile
And then hollered "Shit!"
As the kitchen door opened
Yes, open it did
It flattened the creature
And in sauntered
CID!
Good morning young Spiky!
He shouted with glee
He gleefully shouted
And went to make.. Tea!
The boy was upset,
And his black laquer slipped
Until that numbskull pilot
Was expertly tripped.
Cloud pulled back his foot
With a vaguely pleased smile
Returned to his painting
Cid's language was vile!
"You calm little bastard!"
he uttered in spite
"Why I oughtta."
He could have gone on all
NIGHT!!!!
The tirade was endless
As Cloud-chan himself
It threatened his villa,
His bike and his health
But stopped in an instant
When Vincent stepped in
He came to see just
Who was making the din!
Then seeing the pilot
(pissed at being hurt)
gave Cloud a quick wink
just itching to flirt.
"Don't bother" Cloud warned,
before harm could be done,
and shrugging,
the vampire unholstered his gun
he wouldn't have shot Cid
(still prone on the tiles)
but the pilot jumped up
and ran two or three miles
alone, Cloud was nervous,
what was to be done?
"I'm flattered Vince, really.
It could have been fun.
But I'm taken already,
Remember.. Your son?"
The words were so harsh
That the vampire did cry
He sniffed just a little
(what a sensitive guy.)
then followed the pilot
it was worth a try.
Our hero was happy
With peace, for a change
And sang a quick dirge
For the creature, how strange
The short life of the Blow
It's start and it's ending
A minute or so
It had died in Death's kitchen
As he painted his toe.
He sang like an angel,
So sad was the song,
That Tifa came running
To see what was wrong.
Another nail ruined
Cloud sighed in despair
As the girl saw the gravestone
(Scotch mist and thin air)
"Oh! Poor little bunny!"
She patted his hair,
Which fell over his shoulders
All silky and fair
"I could make you so happy."
She said with a smirk
That she used far too much
For it ever to work
"Look, Tifa" he groaned,
"I've no problem with sex,
get it into your bubbly head,
as long as the person has really good pecs
and a pecker to play with in bed."
"I'm morbid by nature,
It's part of the job,
Or I'd have quite a complex by now
(Aside from the ones
Which were mostly your fault)
So get off or you join them, daft cow."
He'd only just noticed
How different he seemed
(With abnormal timing)
from Tifa. he beamed
"I'm not like you mortals,
if truth should be told
and you'll find that I'm trouble to know.
'cause the ones that love me
find they soon cease to be.
It's a bummer, but I'd pack and go."
..Okay, I've gotta stop eventually ^_^ Just say if you want more, I could go on like this for DAYS!!!! Or perhaps a suggestion of who else Cloud can tease.
He sat on a table,
Why? I do not know.
I do not know why,
But it suited him, so.
And painted his nails.
Then started one toe
When all of a sudden
There landed a Blow
It looked kinda woozy
And staggered a bit
He watched it awhile
And then hollered "Shit!"
As the kitchen door opened
Yes, open it did
It flattened the creature
And in sauntered
CID!
Good morning young Spiky!
He shouted with glee
He gleefully shouted
And went to make.. Tea!
The boy was upset,
And his black laquer slipped
Until that numbskull pilot
Was expertly tripped.
Cloud pulled back his foot
With a vaguely pleased smile
Returned to his painting
Cid's language was vile!
"You calm little bastard!"
he uttered in spite
"Why I oughtta."
He could have gone on all
NIGHT!!!!
The tirade was endless
As Cloud-chan himself
It threatened his villa,
His bike and his health
But stopped in an instant
When Vincent stepped in
He came to see just
Who was making the din!
Then seeing the pilot
(pissed at being hurt)
gave Cloud a quick wink
just itching to flirt.
"Don't bother" Cloud warned,
before harm could be done,
and shrugging,
the vampire unholstered his gun
he wouldn't have shot Cid
(still prone on the tiles)
but the pilot jumped up
and ran two or three miles
alone, Cloud was nervous,
what was to be done?
"I'm flattered Vince, really.
It could have been fun.
But I'm taken already,
Remember.. Your son?"
The words were so harsh
That the vampire did cry
He sniffed just a little
(what a sensitive guy.)
then followed the pilot
it was worth a try.
Our hero was happy
With peace, for a change
And sang a quick dirge
For the creature, how strange
The short life of the Blow
It's start and it's ending
A minute or so
It had died in Death's kitchen
As he painted his toe.
He sang like an angel,
So sad was the song,
That Tifa came running
To see what was wrong.
Another nail ruined
Cloud sighed in despair
As the girl saw the gravestone
(Scotch mist and thin air)
"Oh! Poor little bunny!"
She patted his hair,
Which fell over his shoulders
All silky and fair
"I could make you so happy."
She said with a smirk
That she used far too much
For it ever to work
"Look, Tifa" he groaned,
"I've no problem with sex,
get it into your bubbly head,
as long as the person has really good pecs
and a pecker to play with in bed."
"I'm morbid by nature,
It's part of the job,
Or I'd have quite a complex by now
(Aside from the ones
Which were mostly your fault)
So get off or you join them, daft cow."
He'd only just noticed
How different he seemed
(With abnormal timing)
from Tifa. he beamed
"I'm not like you mortals,
if truth should be told
and you'll find that I'm trouble to know.
'cause the ones that love me
find they soon cease to be.
It's a bummer, but I'd pack and go."
..Okay, I've gotta stop eventually ^_^ Just say if you want more, I could go on like this for DAYS!!!! Or perhaps a suggestion of who else Cloud can tease.
