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When Harry Potter first met Tamaki Suou, the so called 'king' of the Ouran High School Host Club... he hit him, hard; much to the surprise of the shocked, confused, and slightly amused hosts. The customers that came for Tamaki's attentions flocked around the tall blond in a worried manner, desperately doing anything in their power to comfort the teen that had frozen in disbelief, his hand resting on his reddening cheek.

Harry had retreated slightly, looking at all the fawning girls with thinly veiled disgust before turning and storming out of the music room, his cousin Haruhi hurrying quickly behind him with cries for her cousin to slow down. Her cries were nearly impossible to hear however, over the howling laughter of the Hitachiin twins.

After making it to the top of the stairs leading down to the grand entrance way, Harry glanced back at his cousin with a half-hearted glare, panting slightly as he tried to calm himself and catch his breath. Haruhi merely smiled however; she had seen far scarier glares coming from Kyouya or even Hani when they were woken up by the clubs antics.

"Calm down Harry-kun, I'm sure Tamaki-sempai didn't mean it. When he gets into his 'host' zone, it is hard to pull him out of it," Haruhi did her best to say that with a straight face, although she was pretty sure Harry could hear the amusement in her tone. She knew her cousin was sensitive about his figure; he was pretty short compared to European males, standing at 5'5" (165 cm) in height, and she knew he couldn't weigh much more than 110lbs (50 kg). He had a very androgynous look about him, with such a lithe form and shoulder length dark black hair, and eyes that seemed to swallow his face and glow with an ethereal light.

"Maybe, but that doesn't mean I like him," Harry grumbled, fully prepared to hate the tall blond for the next few months he would be in Japan. He allowed Haruhi to take his arm and lead him down the stairs. Their train home would be arriving at the station shortly, and they didn't want to miss it.


"Okaa-san, what just happened?" Tamaki slowly turned to look at the dark host, eyes blinking as he still tried to register what occurred. Never before had any girl responded to his advances like that! Sure the Lobelia girls had acted a little weird, but really how could that not be expected with them going to an all girls academy. They didn't understand how to be the delicate flowers they truly were, and with their strange but firmly planted ideals of female supremacy, it would be hard to change their minds. Haruhi's cousin though, as far as he was aware of she didn't come from a background like that, he had been so thrilled to meet his daughter's cousin, so firm in his belief that she would be equally as adorable - and he hadn't been disappointed.

The way the beauty's silky hair the color of midnight had framed that angelic face, those green eyes that sparkled and shown with a clarity that would make the rarest gems jealous. She had seemed so delicate, but strong... like a willow branch in a dangerous storm, bending but not breaking at the punishment it was being put through. Those eyes especially called out to him, he could see the sadness in their depths, and also the fire! They called to him, asking him to take the small girl into his arms and cradle her close in his comforting embrace.

"I believe Otou-san, you offended him when you called him a 'darling young maiden'," Kyouya didn't even look up from his laptop as he entered today's profits into his regular report. Kyouya was clearly smirking however, originally he was worried he would have to give apology gifts to the customers that had been present when the exchange occurred; things had quickly turned in his favor when he received twice the usual requests for Tamaki's company at the next club meeting, apparently most of the customers had decided that Tamaki needed to be comforted after he had been 'brutally assaulted'.

"Wait...'him'? That lovely creature was a boy?" Tamaki asked quietly, almost stuttering as he had to force those words from his lips. Unable to comprehend that his glorious angel was in fact a boy and not a girl like he had previously thought.

"You mean you don't remember Tono? Haruhi-chan has been talking about Harry-kun coming to visit for weeks now," Kaoru piped up from where he was sitting on a loveseat with his twin, leaning over his brother's gamesystem as he gave suggestions for the strategy game.

"Don't worry Tama-chan! I'm sure Harry-chan didn't mean it. His feelings were just a little hurt is all. I hope he's okay...but are you alright Tama-chan? Your cheek looks like it's starting to bruise. Takashi and I can take you down to the nurse's office. I went down there last week because I got a scrape on my knee during practice, but she put a band-aid on it right away! The band-aid was so cute and it had bunnies on it; they looked so much like my Usa-chan! She also gave me a lollipop to make it even better; it was strawberry and super yummy!" Hani bounded over to Takashi who had disappeared into one of the backrooms to grab their bookbags. "I'm sure everything will be better tomorrow, right Takashi?"

"Aa." Mori gave a slight tilt of the head that could be interpreted as a nod before crouching just slightly for Hani to jump up on his back.

"No need for the nurse Hani-sempai, I'm sure the swelling will go down soon." Tamaki gave a small smile to his older but shorter friend, firmly believing that his words were true. "Yes, tomorrow I will apologize to Harry-kun and things will be even better than before!"


Author's note: I have received a lot of PMs and questions about how I was going to go about bringing Tamaki and Harry together, but no one seemed to guess this idea. I think it's hilarious! I had a constant grin on my face while writing this chapter. I know it's pretty short, but this is where I wanted it to end, chapters will most likely be longer in the future.

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