Abridged Kirby: Episode 26
JadeDragonKnight
Part 1
Electricity sparked from the Demon Downloader and lit up the dark throne room. King Dedede and Escargon waited and watched the furious sparks. Customer Service watched from the screen hanging from the ceiling. After a while, Dedede's eye twitched impatiently.
"Why the hell is it taking so damn long!" the king shouted, slamming his fist on the throne arm.
"Sheez your majesty, calm down," Escargon said.
Just then, the electricity stopped flowing. The form of a creature stood on the platform.
"It's, it's-" Escargon stuttered.
"It's a puppy!" Dedede exclaimed happily.
Customer Service chuckled and explained, "This demon was born from the fires of-"
"Aw, come here little puppy," Dedede said in a baby goo-goo way.
"Uh, it's not really a puppy," the business man informed.
"It's so cute!" the king shrieked.
"Its name is WolfWrath!"
"Aw, that's a tough name for a little puppy," Dedede added.
WolfWrath twitched its eye in irritation. It used its X-ray vision to see a hidden tunnel behind the wall. It gathered its strength and shot a fireball at the wall. Dedede and Escargon ducked out of the way from the explosion. The king looked up to see the demon wolf running towards him. He screamed and slammed onto the floor as the creature jumped over him and ran down the dark passageway. King Dedede stood up, a little flame dancing on his cap.
"That was a bit much," Dedede said as he put the fire out on his head with his fingers.
Customer Service chuckled again and explained, "WolfWrath is the prize of the company. Its dangerous reputation should remind you to be aware of your own safety as well."
"What? It might kill me?" the king shouted in protest.
Customer Service laughed manically as a response.
"Hey, you're laughing like your evil. You can't be more evil than me! Stop laughing right now or I'll make you stop laughing!"
Escargon faced palmed.
Sword and Blade walked through the halls. They stopped when they heard something approaching. WolfWrath jumped out in the hall in front of them then kept running. The two knights gasped.
"Holy crap, did you see that?" Sword asked.
"Yeah," Blade replied, "That's a big puppy!"
"What, no! That was WolfWrath!"
"Oh, wait, that WolfWrath?"
"Yeah. We have to tell Sir Meta Knight."
They both nodded and raced down the hall.
"Seal all the entrances! Don't let it escape," Dedede ordered.
"But isn't that dangerous to lock a demon beast in?" Escargon asked.
"That dog wasn't cheap ya know," the king explained as he went to his throne and pushed a few buttons.
All around the castle alarms blared.
"Listen up!" Dedede announced over the mike, "A demon beast is loose in the castle. Don't let it get away!"
"Oh my God, there's a demon beast in the castle!" one of the Waddle Dee shouted, "Run for your lives! Save yourselves!"
It screamed as it ran in circles then jumped over the edge of the wall into the moat with a splash. All the other Waddle Dees freaked out, dropped their spears, and ran in circles. Some managed to keep cool long enough to listen to the king and raise the drawbridge.
Somewhere else in the castle, Fumu walked out of her room rubbing her eyes.
"Erg, will you all shut up!" she yelled.
"Fumu!"
She looked over to see Blade and Sword running up to her.
"Have you seen Meta Knight?" they asked.
"No, but could you tell these guys to keep it down, I'm trying to take a nap," Fumu ordered grouchily.
The knights looked at each other then said, "This is an emergency. Where's Bun and Kirby?"
Out in the courtyard, Kirby and Bun were playing soccer. Kirby hit the ball back to Bun.
"Alright," Bun said as he kicked the ball, "Goal!"
Suddenly, a giant red wolf jumped up and caught the ball. The boys gasped as it popped the ball and glared at them. Then, it shot a fireball at Kirby. He flew backwards and hit the fountain. WolfWrath lunged at the pink puff, jaws dripping.
"PUPPY!"
Out of nowhere, Meta Knight jumped through the fountain and surprised the demon. It jumped back and got in a defensive stance.
"Aw, where you going puppy? I just wanna pet you," Meta Knight explained.
"Kirby, you ok?" Bun asked as he ran up to Kirby and scooped him up.
WolfWrath hissed and its fur flared up when it noticed who the knight was.
"Meta Knight!" Sword and Blade called when they ran in, along with Fumu.
"Are you guys here to see the puppy too?" Meta Knight asked. He turned to Fumu and continued, "Ah perfect timing. I need you to go get some dog treats."
"Are you serious?" Fumu asked indifferently.
"The fate of all mankind depends on it!"
"What are you talking? What the heck's a mankind?"
"I don't know, just get the treats!"
"Sir, that's the demon WolfWrath," the knights explained.
"Oh, that changes everything," Meta Knight replied. He turned to Fumu again and said, "Go get demon dog treats."
"Why would we even have something like that?"
"Now woman, NOW!"
Fumu took Bun and Kirby and ran inside.
"Huh, I think talking about treats made it hungry," Meta Knight concluded.
The wolf's mouth was dripping with salvia on the thought of ripping them apart.
"I think it rather eat us," Blade said.
"Hmm, good point. Kirby does look like a ball. I want you two to make sure puppy here doesn't use Kirby as a chew toy," Meta Knight said.
The subordinates turned to him then nodded. They ran inside after the kids. Meta Knight and WolfWrath continued to glare at each other.
"Now it's just you and me," the old knight muttered dramatically.
