Enjoy!! (Once again) NO OWN SPONGEBOB!!!
The SpongeBob SquarePants Reunion. A great party. Almost everyone is there. Until...
A pimpin', bling-bling wearin' Patrick shows up.
Patrick- What's up, my niggas!!!
SpongeBob- P-P-P... Patrick? Is--Is that YOU?
Patrick- What? Can't a playa dress up like a playa?
Mr. Krabs- Patrick... What's gotten into you?
Patrick- Crack. Oh yeah, call me P-Rick.
Sandy- More like P-Prick if you ask me!! Patrick, you're acting like a total dick!
Patrick- SHUT UP, BITCH!!!!!!
Patrick pulls out a gun, and shoots her.
Patrick- Don't call me a dick, asshole!!!
SB- What the fuck are you trying to prove? I told you to not watch too much B-E-T and Boondocks!
All of a sudden, bullets are heard, and a black fish barges in.
Black Fish- WHERE YOU AT, BITCH!!!! WHERE'S MY MONEY, MOTHAFUCKA?????!!!!!!
Everybody hides.
SB- Who the hell is this?
P- It's M-Dogg. I owed him five hundred dollars at a basketball game.
M-Dogg- IF NOBODY TELLS ME WHERE P-RICK IS ON THE COUNT OF THREE, I'M GONNA KILL THE FATTEST BITCH UP IN HERE!!
Ms. Puff- Now hold on--
M-D- SHUT UP, BLOW-HOE!!!
M-Dogg shoots Ms. Puff.
SB- Patrick-- I mean, P-Rick, you gotta show yourself, or he'll kill everybody!!
P- Okay, I'll do it.
Patrick goes out to reveal himself as M-Dogg throws his gun.
M-D- So you are here. Nigga, I hope you got my money.
P- Oh, I'll give you my money. WHEN YOU LAY DOWN!!! (pulls out a gun)
M-B- Bitch, you better drop that thing.
P- I dropped five hundred dollars because of you.
Patrick shoots M-Dogg.
Mr. Krabs- That saved me a lot of bullet taxes.
SB- I'm glad that's over.
P- See ya, SpongeBob!! I'm off to sell some crack.
SB- Oh no you're not. COME HERE!!
How was that? Flames welcome. And I am NOT racist, and I am NOT bashing SpongeBob, because I think he's off da chain.
