Enjoy!! (Once again) NO OWN SPONGEBOB!!!

The SpongeBob SquarePants Reunion. A great party. Almost everyone is there. Until...

A pimpin', bling-bling wearin' Patrick shows up.

Patrick- What's up, my niggas!!!

SpongeBob- P-P-P... Patrick? Is--Is that YOU?

Patrick- What? Can't a playa dress up like a playa?

Mr. Krabs- Patrick... What's gotten into you?

Patrick- Crack. Oh yeah, call me P-Rick.

Sandy- More like P-Prick if you ask me!! Patrick, you're acting like a total dick!

Patrick- SHUT UP, BITCH!!!!!!

Patrick pulls out a gun, and shoots her.

Patrick- Don't call me a dick, asshole!!!

SB- What the fuck are you trying to prove? I told you to not watch too much B-E-T and Boondocks!

All of a sudden, bullets are heard, and a black fish barges in.

Black Fish- WHERE YOU AT, BITCH!!!! WHERE'S MY MONEY, MOTHAFUCKA?????!!!!!!

Everybody hides.

SB- Who the hell is this?

P- It's M-Dogg. I owed him five hundred dollars at a basketball game.

M-Dogg- IF NOBODY TELLS ME WHERE P-RICK IS ON THE COUNT OF THREE, I'M GONNA KILL THE FATTEST BITCH UP IN HERE!!

Ms. Puff- Now hold on--

M-D- SHUT UP, BLOW-HOE!!!

M-Dogg shoots Ms. Puff.

SB- Patrick-- I mean, P-Rick, you gotta show yourself, or he'll kill everybody!!

P- Okay, I'll do it.

Patrick goes out to reveal himself as M-Dogg throws his gun.

M-D- So you are here. Nigga, I hope you got my money.

P- Oh, I'll give you my money. WHEN YOU LAY DOWN!!! (pulls out a gun)

M-B- Bitch, you better drop that thing.

P- I dropped five hundred dollars because of you.

Patrick shoots M-Dogg.

Mr. Krabs- That saved me a lot of bullet taxes.

SB- I'm glad that's over.

P- See ya, SpongeBob!! I'm off to sell some crack.

SB- Oh no you're not. COME HERE!!

How was that? Flames welcome. And I am NOT racist, and I am NOT bashing SpongeBob, because I think he's off da chain.