A/N: Dedicated to Bri and Ash, my darlings. Next chapter will be written by Bri.


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Brianna, Lozzy and Ashley were piled on Loz's bed, munching popcorn and watching the Harry Potter movie

They watched as Harry got sorted, and suddenly heard a voice shouting;

"UGH! POTTER! Gerroff me!"

"Oh, sod off Malfoy, that's not me, it's Hermione."

Loz, Bri and Ash sat, quite stunned.

Bri: Um. What… what the hell is that?

Ash: Did that... come from the movie?

"What's going on?! Bloody hell, it's crowded in here!"

"Oh honestly Ron, that's the least of our worries! Where are we?"

Lozzy looked around the room as the voices continued to argue, and finally settled on her closet, which seemed to be the source.

Bri: Open it.

Loz: You open it!

Ash: I'll open it.

She made her way over to the closet, yanking the door open. Out fell Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. They lay in a heap on the floor, looking very stunned. Their stunned looks quickly changed to fear when the three girls began squealing.

All 3: IT'S THEMMMMM!

Draco stood up, straightening out his robes and hair, and then giving them a hard glare.

Draco: What's going on here?! How dare you lock me in your wardrobe? Do you have any idea who I am?! I'll tell my father!

Ashley rolled her eyes, matching Draco's glare with an annoyed one.

Ash: You really are a big prat, aren't you? And you use even more hair gel than I had ever imagined.

Bri and Lozzy slapped their hands over Ash's mouth, throwing her onto the bed.

Bri: Don't listen to her.

Loz: Doesn't have a clue, that one.

Ashley tried to stand up to argue, but was pushed back down again. Bri and Lozzy walked over to Draco, and began petting him.

His eyes bulged out of his head and he tried (hardly) to push their hands away.

Draco: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME THERE?!

Then Harry and Hermione and Ron remembered that they were sitting on the floor and they all stood up.

Harry: I demand that you tell me where we are!

Ashley jumped off of the bed, running over to Harry and throwing her arms around his neck.

Ash: My hero!

Ron: o.0

Hermione: Excuse me, err, excuse me?

Hermione tried to pry Ashley off of Harry, with no luck. Ron began exploring the room, picking things up and smelling them as he went along.

Harry: I don't even know your name! Oh please, don't put your hand-OH!

Everyone but Harry and Ashley: o.0

Loz then decided that the situation may get a little out of hand, so she and Bri pulled Ashley off of Harry. Poor ickle Harry ran off, hiding in the corner. Hermione sat in a chair, looking as though she were trying to figure out what was happening. Ron was still smelling random things, and had now taken to licking them as well. Draco was a bit disheveled after his encounter with Loz and Bri.

Loz: Okay, Ron, sit. Draco, sit. Harry, well, nevermind.

Hermione: Well, I've figured out that this is the muggle world, but what I can't figure out is--

Loz: *Annoyed* Okay, rule number one, I don't like you. You don't talk.

Hermione began to protest, but Bri held up a roll of duct tape, and she shut up.

Bri: Now, I'm Bri. The short one is Loz, and the drooling one is Ash.

Ron: *Removing a random item from his mouth* And where are we?

Loz: Muggle world. Canada.

Draco: CANADA?! Oh lord, I've heard things about you Canadians! *Looking around wildly* I've got to get out of here!

Giant booming voice: You can't get out of here.

Harry: *Meekly* What about the door?

Giant voice: No.

The door disappears.

Loz: Um. I thought this was my room?

The giant booming voice suddenly starts giggling and turns into giant mousey voice.

Loz, Bri and Ash: LYDDIE?!

Lyddie: No!

Ash: Lyddie, no one in the world has a mousey voice like yours.

Lyddie: Oh, fine.

Bri: Lydz, what's going on?

Lyddie: It's a curse!

HP Characters: o.0

Loz: How come you're cursing us?

Lyddie: No, it's okay! The curse can be broken.

All: ?

Lyddie: The wizards may return home, only when each has received their deepest desire.

All: 0.0

Lyddie begins giggling again, and it gradually fades, leaving them in silence.